I haven't lived in the same house for longer than five months since '10. I'm always packing a bag, and have become a master of living off of a backpack that fits under an airplane seat and weighs less than seven kilos.
I have three pairs of shoes total, a vaporizer, a lego watch, an iPhone, a Hennessy Hammock, 2.5 gallons of Kombucha farm and a pineapple tree I named Tobias.
I dream of someday cuddling a new born elephant or a sloth.
I have about fifty dives under my belt, most of which are from the Caribbean. I've swam with a Nurse shark, so many turtles, Barracudas, Moray Eels, Blennies (my favorite fish of all time), Scorpion fish (which apparently, I'm good at spotting, thank you very much), Toad fish, Caribbean Octopus and many others. I've successfully penetrated about five WWII shipwrecks in the Philippines and I am yet to spot a seahorse.
I can't swim in the open ocean without my dive gear, I will... how do I say this politely... shit my pants.
Enough about me, good sir/madam, how's your day?