Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like fun.
I like me.
I believe everyone only needs 3 friends... pity I only have
People that make me laugh? They are great
People that i make laugh? They are better.
Im a thinker. Are you?
I share a hive mind with my flatmate, it took some getting used to,
I am big tail man person, Changing, and holier than thou
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First update in a long time. After surviving the christchurch
earthquake i found out i lost my job so am moving to
New friends in brisbane please :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
thinking and procrastinating. also thinking while procrastinating
and thinking about procrastinating. risk stoneage
and free cell
My 17 times tables
Pretending to be animals (so much fun, try it... GO be a puppy.
Jumping for joy!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tail. That Im quite possibly the funniest guy youve ever
Or that im in bed (not in THAT way).
Also if you havent noticed that im the funniest guy in the world
you probably would notice im rather annoying (its one or the other
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) LotR, Silmarillion, Hobbit, Roverandom etc
Dark Tower series
One of a kind
the adventures of tom sawyer
(list is just too massive really)
Most books actually
fiction motorcycle dairies
, love actually
requiem for a dream
, Eagle vs Shark. Second hand lion. Alot of
new zealand movies.
c)Everything!! Except teeny bopper pop. especially bob dylan
and CAT STEVENS rem phil collins
and led zeppelin
. the white stripes
Rolling stones and Guns and roses. The Who are cool too
Jimi hendrix is right at the top
f) CHICKEN. Non-casino Food. Fresh pasta. coleslaw
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two friends (will you be my third???)
Beer and burbon (im counting it as one)
An audience (im an entertainer)
and "strings or nothing"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well ive given up trying to fix the world, now im thinking about my
exact plans for Z-day.
Im a daydream believer and a home coming queen
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
same thing i do everynite pinky, trying to save the world.
Failing that ill see you at the pub!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i enjoy puns. seriously though, they are hillarious.
Ill admit to anything, even if i didnt do it.
(as every other nobby says on here if you want to know something im
normally quite happy to answer it)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have more than the necasary: Toes, fingers or limbs. You like
the sticky spot because it stops the children running,You believe
that a little knowledge is not half as bad as alot of ignorance.
You really liked Samuel L JAckson in the matrix, You sometimes cut
yourself to relieve the pain (hehe). You are from caspier (it
sunk). You would like me to grab a belt sander and grind the ugly
off your face (no im serious). You want to be my vanilla bear, You
believe people in glass houses sink ships
[Paragraph to breathe]
You control the sandwhich monkey, you know who TheJo0vler is, your
just like a women, You want thaat one.. (are you sure you want that
one), your the third guy in the three guys walk into a bar joke but
was running late, you are after "my preciousssss...", you have ham
but your not a hamster, Your willing to dedicate your life to being
my third friend, you want to know what my joke is, you think your
better than me, your struggling with life as a lesser deity in the
modern world aswell, you like to party it up like its 1699,
[Paragraph to think]
You want to, Your a favourite child, meh, You don't believe in
germany, you have a fictional big brother who is bigger than my
fictional big brother and can throw him over the fence, you enjoy
puns, You wnat to be in our movie, If you don't believe in love, If
you've read this far through my reasons to message me (if you have
then you HAVE to, its the law), If your dads a doctor or lawyer or
Revolutionary guerilla or even a silverback gorilla that would be
pretty interesting aswell! did i mention if you have extra body
parts? thats awesome! aaaaaand im done now.... END RAMBLE
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