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chiefmojo

38 / M / straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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I am intelligent, jaded, and a pastafarian.

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My Self-Summary

I'm originally from the San Francisco area, but lived in Arizona (mostly the Phoenix area) for about 10 years and Tokyo for almost three and a half. I like a lot of the usual boy-stuff -- cars, guitars, things that go boom. I've been a bit of a computer nerd for something close to 25 years now. I like cheese. I am a bit of a freak, and can be a bit picky when it comes to things like grammar & spelling. Seriously -- most of us went to school for AT LEAST 13 years. That's long enough to master to, too, and two.

What I’m doing with my life

I've got a great job; it is very fulfilling. I work hard and feel like I actually make an honest day's wage, which makes all the difference in the world to me. Along the way I've managed to pick up a fabulous house, a wonderful ex-wife, and two fantastic pets (a dog & a cat).

I’m really good at

Driving. I love to drive, and I'm pretty damned good at it. I'm pretty good with a wrench too. My current car is a 2003 VW VR6 GTI. I'm also not a bad darts player, and can hold my own when it comes to most computer work, except for programming. I gave that up around 1988 and have been happy with that decision ever since. Cooking is something I seem to have a knack for. Making yogurt cheese. It's really not that hard though.

The first things people usually notice about me

Depends on which end they're facing. I've got a nice ass and beautiful blue eyes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm quite eclectic in my tastes, really. I'll read/watch/listen to anything as long as it's *good*. Two of my favorite authors are Hunter S. Thompson and Vonnegut. Opus Pistorum has to be some of the best bus books ever. I love scifi and horror movies, but my tastes hardly end there. Tombs of the Blind Dead is one of my favs, but zombie movies in general get my juices flowing. Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, Buckaroo Banzai, Blue Velvet, Boxing Helena, Cemetary Man. Trainspotting, Spinal Tap, Raising Arizona, Office Space, Jesus Christ Superstar. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels may well be the best movie ever made. Music -- well, I've been listening to a lot of Madness, Lunachicks, and Frank Zappa lately -- my tastes are really quite eclectic. Next week it may be Vivaldi, Tiny Tim, and Prozzak. I *love* good food. A great meal is one of my favorite things. The caeser salad at the Empress hotel in Victoria is one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth. Oh, and cheese.

The six things I could never do without

Honestly, as long as I have food, water, and shelter I'll manage. But I guess that's not what this question is about so...

1. Hot showers 2. Toothbrush 3. A towel 4. Sex 5. Caffeine 6. Cheese

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Cheese. You may have picked up on this. I also think about getting my Porsche. I'm still not sure what I'll end up with, but I'm leaning towards either an 80's 911 or a newer Boxster S. Sweet, sweet German engineering! I also think about politics quite a bit. It's a bad habit. I came from the factory with a penis, so sex is never far behind. Oh, and butts; I think a great ass is one of the best things on the planet.

On a typical Friday night I am

Relaxing after a long week. I may just be playing games, watching Battlestar Galactica, catching up on my pr0n collection, or baking bread.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a truly prodigious (It's improbable! It's bewildering!) porn collection.

You should message me if

You like cheese. Or you liked my profile. Or you're bored, want to do the nasty, need help pulling an engine... Whatever -- I'm easy.

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