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chiefmojo

40 / M / Straight / Available

Seattle, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm originally from the San Francisco area, but lived in Arizona (mostly in or around Phoenix) for about 10 years and Tokyo for almost three and a half. I've been in Seattle for 14 years now. I like a lot of the usual boy-stuff -- cars, guitars, things that go boom. I'm a certifiable geek and I have been my whole life.

I suck at meeting people. Breaking the ice is just not something I'm particularly good at. Once that bit is out of the way, watch out, but that initial step has always been hard for me. Getting that bit out of the way here is a bajillion times easier.

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What I’m doing with my life
Work, mostly. Other than that I'm concentrating on my core hobbies, primarily photography at the moment.

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I’m really good at
Learning new things. When something catches my interest I have a tendency to dig in and gain a decent level of competence / knowledge / whatever in short order. Unfortunately I can be a bit mercurial as well; I sometimes gain an interest in something then move on to the next shiny. My core hobbies have been music and photography, neither of which I really feel I've put enough time into to really excel at. It probably doesn't help any that those have pretty much always been solo endeavors for me -- spending time with somebody who has similar interests makes a massive difference for me.

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The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on which end they're facing. I've got a nice ass and beautiful blue eyes.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm quite eclectic in my tastes, really. I'll read/watch/listen to anything as long as it's *good*. Two of my favorite authors are Hunter S. Thompson and Vonnegut. Opus Pistorum has to be some of the best bus books ever. I love scifi and horror movies, but my tastes hardly end there. Tombs of the Blind Dead is one of my favs, but zombie movies in general get my juices flowing. Clockwork Orange, Bladerunner, Buckaroo Banzai, Blue Velvet, Boxing Helena, Cemetary Man. Trainspotting, Spinal Tap, Raising Arizona, Office Space, Jesus Christ Superstar. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels may well be the best movie ever made. Music -- well, I've been listening to a lot of Madness, Lunachicks, and Frank Zappa lately -- my tastes are really quite eclectic. Next week it may be Vivaldi, Tiny Tim, and Prozzak. I *love* good food. A great meal is one of my favorite things. The caeser salad at the Empress hotel in Victoria is one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth. Oh, and cheese.

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The six things I could never do without
Honestly, as long as I have food, water, and shelter I'll manage. But I guess that's not what this question is about so...

1. Hot showers 2. Toothbrush 3. A towel 4. Sex 5. Caffeine 6. Cheese

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, who I am, what I'm doing, what I *should* be doing, and what I need to be happy. Admittedly, I'm coming out of a bit of a dark phase, so self-reflection is the order of the day. I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure out how to not make crummy photos.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Eh, these days relaxing at home usually. My ass needs to spend fewer Fridays doing that, though.

OkCupid keeps bitching at me to expand my profile to 1000 characters. To that effect, I give you one Yngwie Johan Malmsteen's magnum opus, Heaven Tonight:

Lost in a dream in the arms of the night
Two lonely prisoners of our own device
Don't let me go. Hold on together
You wanna know if love can be real
I wanna take everything I can steal
Love on the line, it's now or never.
Why can't the night last forever.

Chorus:
This could be Paradise
Holding you here by my side
If we just close our eyes
We'll be in Heaven tonight.

Run through the night down streets of desire
Burning my soul, my heart's on fire
Give up the fight, it's sweet surrender
With trembling hands we reach for it all
Two desperate hearts waiting to fall
I need you now, now more than ever.

Why can't the night last forever.

Repeat first Chorus.

This feels like Paradise
I see the world in our eyes
If we just hold on tight
We'll be in Heaven tonight.

Suck on that, OKC.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a truly prodigious (It's improbable! It's bewildering!) porn collection.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
Duh -- you find me interesting in some fashion. Seriously, I'm not here trolling for hatemail.

If you've seen "Secretary" and thought it was weird, you probably *shouldn't* message me.

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