I suck at meeting people. Breaking the ice is just not something I'm particularly good at. Once that bit is out of the way, watch out, but that initial step has always been hard for me. Getting that bit out of the way here is a bajillion times easier.
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chiefmojo
40 / M / Straight / Available
Seattle, Washington
His Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:57pm
- Ethnicity
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- Height
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- Rather not say
- Offspring
- Doesn’t want kids
- Pets
- Has dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
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I suck at meeting people. Breaking the ice is just not something I'm particularly good at. Once that bit is out of the way, watch out, but that initial step has always been hard for me. Getting that bit out of the way here is a bajillion times easier.
1. Hot showers 2. Toothbrush 3. A towel 4. Sex 5. Caffeine 6. Cheese
OkCupid keeps bitching at me to expand my profile to 1000 characters. To that effect, I give you one Yngwie Johan Malmsteen's magnum opus, Heaven Tonight:
Lost in a dream in the arms of the night
Two lonely prisoners of our own device
Don't let me go. Hold on together
You wanna know if love can be real
I wanna take everything I can steal
Love on the line, it's now or never.
Why can't the night last forever.
Chorus:
This could be Paradise
Holding you here by my side
If we just close our eyes
We'll be in Heaven tonight.
Run through the night down streets of desire
Burning my soul, my heart's on fire
Give up the fight, it's sweet surrender
With trembling hands we reach for it all
Two desperate hearts waiting to fall
I need you now, now more than ever.
Why can't the night last forever.
Repeat first Chorus.
This feels like Paradise
I see the world in our eyes
If we just hold on tight
We'll be in Heaven tonight.
Suck on that, OKC.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18-99
- Near me
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
If you've seen "Secretary" and thought it was weird, you probably *shouldn't* message me.