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39 Evanston, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:15am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here I am. Not really sure what brought me here other than the fact that friends have had success here.

--just to clarify. My screen name does not refer to "chillaxing". It refers to where I live, the sport I coach and my college jersey number! I try to avoid "chillaxing" even though I have been known to both "chill" and "relax"! Hopefully that clarification will reduce the contextual douchebaggery that is purely coincidental in my unfortunate and apparently uninformed choice of screen names!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? Hmmm, my mother asks me the same thing! I am employed and educated and sane. Some might say I am living the dream! Others might not. I guess that's something for us to decide together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out online dating site profile questions with vague but kind of funny answers...and making definitive statements and strong decisions...or maybe I'm not....but then again I might be....I guess it all depends.....Oh yeah and I am fairly sarcastic yet sincere and awesome while kind of sucking and badass while being a bit of a pussy. Basically a conundrum wrapped in a riddle enveloped by an enigma but very straightforward...I think.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been told that I have good eyes and a nice smile, so I guess that. I think what makes me stand out is my offbeat sarcastic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top 5 Books (in no particular order)
1. To Kill a Mockingbird
2. Walden
3. the Pillars of the Earth
4. The Foundation of the Metaphysics of Morals
5. The Seven Storey Mountain

Top 5 TV Shows (again, no particular order)
1. The Wire
2. The West Wing
3. Lost
4. How I Met Your Mother
5. Game of Thrones

Top 5 Movies (no order)
1. American Beauty
2. Half Nelson
3. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
4. To Kill A Mockingbird
5. The American President
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Music
4. Film
5. Theater
6. Intellectually stimulating conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ontological topics. Good movies. Good music. Books. Other very impressive things!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere from my sofa to out on the town to the opera to the theater to a live show to games with friends. Who knows, I don't think there is a "typical" night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well if I am willing to admit it, wouldn't it cease to be a private thing?
You should message me if
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You can appreciate intelligent conversation peppered with pop culture references, music snobbery and a healthy dose of sarcasm!