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32 M Seattle, WA

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bartender, and property manager. I'm always working on somthing and love doing new things. For the last couple years I have been obsessed with roller skating, why not it's fun and good exercise. Who knows what next year brings. But if your around me expect to hear about rink life.
I'm often sarcastic, and my sense of humor has been known to offend those with delicate sensibilities. I have way too many shoes and I shop like a girl. I also like to get pedicures.
I have a bad habit of talking to the tv and during movies, though I try to resist the urge at the theater.
I make and consume killer martinis but have no fear of cheap beer or good wine.
I have two pet snakes a sweet little corn snake and a seven foot boa, also very sweet. And the most awesome quadraped ever to trod on four stubby legs is my Dachshund Dexter.
I like cars, sports cars trucks, motorcycles anything with a motor. I tend to have a collection of older cars in various states of disrepair. But they are all cool even so. I tend to avoid owning cars made after about 1982.Of course have a newer car that is more reliable and presentable but we won't talk about that.
I'm a city boy but have lived in the sticks. I went to high school on South Whidbey,I like the woods but love the city. I'm down to explore the world. and I'm usually willing to try anything once.
I like smart ambitious women and brains are incredibly sexy to me. I love women with a sense of adventure, forward and confident women are a huge turn on. I'm not afraid to make the first move but am very happy if I don't always have too. If you tell me what you want your probably going to get it. Not neccisarily right away but it has been noted.
I'm not really a fan of big organized team sports. I'd rather be doing anything myself rather than watching someone else play a game.
I'm annoyed that this app won't let me indent my paragraphs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel like its very important that I put something profound and hilarious here. So... I save the world twice a day, curing cancer was easy. I'm the guy that invented the microwave, the shoehorn, the keys in the fishbowl party game, bigger on the inside technology and condoms. Your welcome.
But other than all that I tend bar on weekends at a very sexy tiny little Italian restaurant on AlkI. Run a rental house in west Seattle so yes I have several roommates I'm in charge of.I recently took on a job with bite squad delivering food allover Seattle. Not the most glamorous job I know. But at the moment I'm getting paid to learn the streets of seattle in a way that nothing but a driving job can do. I've always wanted a job driving around seattle and this one is good. In the long term goal department I have a fantasy about owning and running my own drinking/dancing and all around adult fun establishment. As well as collecting real estate. My multiple part time Jobs are fun and a means of accomplishing a more lofty goal. SO right now I'm in a period of career adjustment that is being very difficult. And keeping me pretty unwealthy temporarily. I pay my bills and live pretty comfortably but a sugar daddy I am not.
I try my best.
So as much as I would like to say I'm rich, famous and my life is full of traveling, yoga, and getting my next doctorate in saving babies...its not. I AM JUST A NORMAL AWESOME GUY. The reality is that I love my life. Its been a hard life at times but I wouldn't change a bit of it. I'm going to find that person that wants to do it with me. Make the most with what we have and kick ass on a day to day basis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that appeals to my A.D.D. I can do anything I put my mind to, I love making and fixing things I have knack for tools. Bartending, skating, driving, exploring the word around me, cooking and eating yummy food, diassasembling shit, sometimes putting shit back together, these are but a few of my favorite things.
What I want to be doing.
traveling our own countryand maybe someday the rest of the world. I'd love to learn yoga, dance, and maybe rock climbing.
I love learning new things but I'm a terrible student in school, I've never been very good at sitting around.
I like to organize the world around me, and tailor things to my whim. I've been told I'll make a great housewife, not too sure how I feel about that.
As long as housewife means I get to use power tools, Shop and ride motorcycles I guess that's ok.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red beard that comes and goes, they say it makes me look Irish even though I don't think I am.
I often say things better left unsaid. A little bit of a brain mouth filter issue sometimes. So if your easily offended my sense of humor is not for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These are some of my favorite things I'm a fiction junkie. Here's a short list.
Movies, gone in 60seconds, American beauty, rounders, ghostrider, Sherlock Holmes, fight club, spaceballs, hackers, falling downn, club,the Adams family, beetlejuice. Evil dead trilogy, 3:10 to Yuma, American psycho,just about anything with Nick cage, steve beshimi, chris walken, mila jovovich,brad Pitt,or ed norton.
Shows: Dexter, true blood, Deadwood,Californication, burn notice,White collee,arrested development,weeds,Todd and the book of pure evil, breaking bad,dead like me, six feet under, how I met your mother, the mentalist, house m.d., castle, firefly, sons of anarchy, haven, American horror story,dr who, the fringe, and yes big brother.
music, I like anything I can skate to which tends to be hip hop or better yet funk. but when I'm in my car or at home it's mostly rock, punk rock mostly, butt rock, metal, classic rock, psychobilly, rockabilly. Funny stuff is also always dick cheese, stephen lynch, mojo nixon ,dead milkmen etc.

Books. Good lord so many books let's just say I love horror, mystery, romance, and even westerns.some of my personal favorites are good omens. Anything Stephen King, Michael Chrighton, Douglas Adams, or Terry Pratchet. Where the sidewalk ends, geek love, world war z,oh and when I was in middle school I read every one of the Sweet Vally High books. Yup loved me some teen romance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well excluding freinds and family because they are not things, and excluding the obvious like food, water, air, internal organs and such...
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do for dinner.
Forty two.
What to build next.
Who I can get to use all the fun groupon deals with.
Where is tonight's session.

It's a timey wimey thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tryin to get out on the town after work, or maybe home to veg out in front of the tube.Never know about Friday because I do work Saturday night. I am open to whatever if it is fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm this is a toughie. I'm pretty much an open book. If you want to know just ask. Lies are a pain in the ass.
I have an old school waterbed.
I love breakfast burritos.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If your still reading and you like things like trying good food,wine tasting, hanging out at the lake, going to shows, laying in the sun, riding bikes on Alki, dressing up nice and going to crappy dive bars, watching a whole series on Netflix in one night,eating jello shots and playing board games, sitting by a fire, taking the dog to the dog park and then getting zippy burgers, going roller skating in costumes, sitting up all night listening to records and drinking, having serious discussions about how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse, riding on my motorcycle or better yet on yours... or anything fun that we can think of together. Than by all means lets get together and make up a great story about how we met.