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33 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bartender. I'm always working on somthing and love doing new things. For the last couple years I have been obsessed with roller skating, why not? It's fun and good exercise. Who knows what next year brings. But if your around me expect to hear about rink life.
I'm often sarcastic, and my sense of humor has been known to offend those with delicate sensibilities.
I'm a city boy but have lived in the sticks. I went to high school on South Whidbey,I like the woods but love the city. I'm down to explore the world. and I'm usually willing to try anything once.
I like smart ambitious women, brains are incredibly sexy to me. I love women with a sense of adventure, forward and confident women are a huge turn on. I'm not afraid to make the first move but am very happy if I don't always have too. If you tell me what you want your probably going to get it. Not neccisarily right away but it has been noted.
I'm not really a fan of big organized team sports. I'd rather be doing anything myself rather than watching someone else play a game.
I'm annoyed that this app won't let me indent my paragraphs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Skating, working, driving around seattle, yoga, making cocktails. Enjoying the summer in Seattle as best I can.
I'm currently working hard at trying to be healthier, this does not come naturally to me I'm a lover of decadence. But I'm not getting any younger and I realize I can't continue to indulge blatantly forever, so health conscious living seems to be the fountain of youth. All things in moderation blah blah Yadda yadda, where my cheeseburger and whiskey?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that appeals to my A.D.D. I can do anything I put my mind to, I love making and fixing things I have knack for tools. Bartending, skating, driving, exploring the word around me, cooking and eating yummy food, diassasembling shit, sometimes putting shit back together, these are but a few of my favorite things.
I'm pretty handy on a pair of skates. No I don't do derby but give me skates and I'm ready to dance. Just recently I started doing hot yoga. It hurts.
What I want to be doing;
traveling our own country and maybe someday the rest of the world. I'd love to learn to dance, and maybe rock climbing.

I love learning new things but I'm a terrible student in school, I've never been very good at sitting around. Put a tool in my hand though and somthing is going to happen.
I like to organize the world around me, and tailor things to my whim.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kinda wish I knew the answer to this. I hope it's my charming wit and dashing good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These are some of my favorite things I'm a fiction junkie. Here's a short list.
Movies, gone in 60seconds, American beauty, rounders, ghostrider, Sherlock Holmes, fight club, spaceballs, hackers, falling downn, club,the Adams family, beetlejuice. Evil dead trilogy, 3:10 to Yuma, American psycho,just about anything with Nick cage, steve beshimi, chris walken, mila jovovich,brad Pitt,or ed norton.
Shows: Dexter, true blood, Deadwood,Californication, burn notice,White collee,arrested development,weeds,Todd and the book of pure evil, breaking bad,dead like me, six feet under, how I met your mother, the mentalist, house m.d., castle, firefly, sons of anarchy, haven, American horror story,dr who, the fringe, and yes big brother.
music, I like anything I can skate to which tends to be hip hop or better yet funk. but when I'm in my car or at home it's mostly rock, punk rock mostly, butt rock, metal, classic rock, psychobilly, rockabilly. Funny stuff is also always dick cheese, stephen lynch, mojo nixon ,dead milkmen etc.

Books. Good lord so many books let's just say I love horror, mystery, romance, and even westerns.some of my personal favorites are good omens. Anything Stephen King, Michael Chrighton, Douglas Adams, or Terry Pratchet. Where the sidewalk ends, geek love, world war z,oh and when I was in middle school I read every one of the Sweet Vally High books. Yup loved me some teen romance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well excluding freinds and family because they are not things, and excluding the obvious like food, water, air, internal organs and such...
🎶 music
My dog 🐶
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do for dinner.
Forty two.
What to build next.
Who I can get to use all the fun groupon deals with.
Where is tonight's skate session.

It's a timey wimey thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tryin to get out on the town after work, or maybe home to veg out in front of the tube.Never know about Friday because I do work, Saturday too.I am open to whatever if it is fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm this is a toughie. I'm pretty much an open book. If you want to know just ask. Lies are a pain in the ass.
I have an old school waterbed.
I love breakfast burritos.
You should message me if
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If your still reading and you like things like; trying good food, wine tasting, hanging out at the lake, going to shows, laying in the sun, riding bikes on Alki, dressing up nice and going to crappy dive bars, watching a whole series on Netflix in one night,eating jello shots and playing board games, sitting by a fire, taking the dog to the dog park and then getting zippy burgers, going roller skating in costumes, sitting up all night listening to records and drinking, having serious discussions about how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse, riding on my motorcycle or better yet on yours... or anything fun that we can think of together. Than by all means lets get together and make up a great story about how we met.