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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 28
Open relationship
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a pretty easy going guy...though I take care of business too.

I guess I pride myself in using my head. I'm very analytical; I'm ex-Mormon. I love science and reason. The true tools of progress. Progress seems like a good thing- rights, technology, knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work doing sciencey stuff. If that's interesting to you; feel free to message me.

I also have hobbies, at least I think that's what they are. I like hiking, practicing taekwondo, running, reading endless tabs on Wikipedia, disc golf; sometimes I volunteer for nonprofits, and it's probably not as altruistic as it sounds.

Most importantly to me, but probably directly applicable to the reader; is raising my kids. The only reason I mention it is that it makes my schedule pretty rigid. I'm not flaky, I simply have limited availability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-tending to the desires of others
-recalling information of dubious relevance.
-juggling (ok I'm not that good, but I can do it).
-Sudoku and other various puzzle games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard? Most people tell me I look a lot younger than I am. When clean-shaven I will get IDed when purchasing libations.

I look a bit like Chris Pratt- probably more Andy Dwyer than Star-Lord.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Siddhartha, Dharma Bums, just about anything Roald Dahl, The Little Prince, Ender's Game, Music of the Spheres

Most Wes Anderson films, Star Wars!, Godfather and Godfather II, Gattaca, Dr. Strangelove, Jackie Brown, A River Runs Through It, Kung Fu Hustle, Reign Over Me, Swing Kids, Shawshank Redemption.

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Star Trek

I was raised on a diet of The Beatles, The Cure, and The Police.
Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Weezer, The Shins, Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd, Millencolin, Led Zeppelin, The Flaming Lips, Matisyahu, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, Jimmy Eat World, Simon and Garfunkel, so many more...

Let me at it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical activity
Physical release
Comfy blankets
Sturdy shoes
Warm showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My active fantastical imagination.

Also, ways to make the world better, and how to be successful doing that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Publicly online? I've never broken a bone.

Privately? I'm much more open.
You should message me if
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You want to chat about virtually anything.

You want meet a low-key person casually.