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  • Ages 25-45
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Last online
Nov 16
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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i'm a grown-up now. it's dope.
What I’m doing with my life
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chillin. writin movies. i'm a screenwriter. there's that. that's definitely an element of what i'm doing with my life. my career. but there are other elements too, tho. i've got a band. i'm a member of the los angeles amateur astronomer's society. one time i killed a rattlesnake with a machete. i used to cat-sit for gary busey. i wrecked a truck in a flash flood. in high school i was one of several co-presidents of the drama club. i have no pets. i have three iphones and one of them is broken. my car terrifies me. i'm a cool chill dude but not a laidback bro. i'm a virgo. i don't really know what that means but sometimes i pretend to.
I’m really good at
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making pseudo-americanized-pan-asian dishes for dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
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maybe my shirt or something. shoes. face. beard. tie. glasses. the language that i speak. whether i am familiar to them or not. hair. bone structure. my sex.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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talkin' books & authors, i guess right now i'd have to say thomas pynchon, kurt vonnegut, haruki murakami, william gibson, jon ronson.

movies i'd say fargo. mister lonely. blade runner. brazil. the goldrush and city lights and other chaplin stuff -- he's great. damn. if you don't cry at the end of city lights, dang. just dang.

friday night lights is probably my favorite tv show of all time, but breaking bad and the simpsons are closely tied for second, i think. i loved angel, too. not sure how well six feet under has aged, but DAMN did i get down to that show at the time.

ok music: i guess right now i'm really into thee oh sees. willie nelson is great. angel olsen. songs: ohia. connie converse. velvet underground. king tuff. the war on drugs. this guy Dave DK's album Mal Vaira is pretty great, too. i'm listening to a lot of that. kitty wells. dolly parton. damn i'm realizing i'm into a lotta folky and country stuff right now. but right now at this very moment i'm listening to this incredible elvis song:

it's weird to just list all this stuff off, 'cause it's irrelevant in a way. i think it'd be cool if you hated my favorite things -- then you could show me some pretty interesting shit, i'll bet.
The six things I could never do without
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my pens for writing cause i'm a cool writerly dude
my musical instrument shit cause i'm a chill musician guy

i dunno, other shit like food and air
maybe like human interaction every once in a while?

the ability to age at a normal rate, not like super fast, cause then i couldn't enjoy life cause it'd be too fast

pad thai
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how now that i'm thirty i should be taking life more seriously but, like, seriously fuck that. 420xFoReVeR

no no. jk. i only think about that sometimes. other times i spend a lot of time thinking about myself. truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin. i guaran-fucking-tee you i am straight chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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look i'll admit anything. i don't even know what to put down in here. i used to masturbate to my dad's dirty playing cards.
You should message me if
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if you weren't totally turned off by anything i said up there.

or are horny and dtf


jk. jk.