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LOLCoolJ

33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This should sum it up
I appreciate and enjoy intelligence, kindness, creativity, and beauty. I didn't move here to get famous, I was just born here at the edge of the world. I'm a well mannered, no bullshit, all substance, thoughtful person. It's terrible, I know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to push pixels around and figure out how to prevent disasters while making things work better. It's pretty awesome.

When I'm not working, I spend time being in love with the universe and tripping out on all the cool stuff it has to offer. I love exploring and learning new things, and eating yummy food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack of all trades, and master of some. I especially love building things and working outside. If I were a Gilligan's Island character, I would be the professor. I'm cool with that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on the person! Most people say I'm a really funny person, and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

Mostly nonfiction, as I love learning new things. I'm also a big fan of classic philosophy, such as Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein.

Music:

This kinda schtuff.

And This

And That

I like Blues, Classic Rock, Arias, and anything else that I deem awesome. Cambodian surf rock is a favorite. Not to mention 60's era South American garage rock. And of course I love Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show!

Food:

One of everything, please! Growing up here means I've been spoiled by some pretty yummy stuff, and I'll try anything once. I love vegetables and grow my own when I can, but if you're a total veganazi just judge me and keep stepping.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire, water, food, a bed, daydreams, and a pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum physics, organic horticulture, nachos, engineering, errythang. My brain seems to come up with lots of ideas, so I'm always thinking about different inventions or conceptual stufferydoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out harvesting bodies, I might be at home having tea and watching a movie, or walking around in the night getting tacos! You never know, I could even be getting my laundry on at la lavanderia, or eating some ice cream while watching a water fountain in the moonlight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I feel like the world's dumbest genius.
You should message me if
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Oh don't do that, that would be terrible. What were you thinking?