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24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:41am
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Why I am the guy for you:

- I am definitely single. Yippee, no emotional baggage or extra accessories! Completely 100% available, for a limited time only!

- I put the toilet seat down. Seriously. I also aim exceptionally well.

- I shower, shave and bathe regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions. Sometimes all in one day.

- No drinking, smoking, or drug problems... just never got into any of 'em.

- there’s a funny side to everything, and I’ll usually find it. If it's possible to make a laugh out of something, then I'll be doing just that. In short, I love comedy.

- I do a VERY good relaxing massage. Really, really, really, really, really good ones. A outstanding form of bribery!

- I like cats and I'm NOT gay. True fact.

- I like physical affection. I won’t run away screaming in a big panic if you want to hold hands, cuddle or kiss in public. I draw the line at having sex whilst being broadcast on live tv though.

- it’s been less than 20 years since I last cried. But don’t tell anyone.

- not only can I spell, but I manage to frequently string enough words together to form sensible sentences. I have also been known to use words with more than two syllables, as well as giving answers that are at least a little bit more detailed than "yes" or "no". I love the art of conversation.

-I've been told I'm the type of guy women love to be seen with and show off to their friends. So I guess I'm good at being an accessory?

-I'm what you'd consider an intellectual. I don't apologize for being well read and knowledgable in a wide variety of subjects.
What I’m doing with my life
Wandering through a pre-industrialized, pre-agriculturalized Earth, eating fruit and squirrels, occaisionally stopping to sleep and hump.
The first things people usually notice about me
How I am a dwarf among midgets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: Pride and Prejudice, All Quiet on the Western Front, Team of Rivals, The Count of Monte Cristo.

Movies: Star Wars, duh.

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, Daily Show, Colbert Report.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who let the dogs out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
you mean besides the unsightly sores in my mouth?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you meet the following requirements:
- two arms (one is acceptable, three is pushing your luck)
- two legs (likewise)
- a pulse
- various bits in between :)
- and.... the really important bit... a brain. Common sense, emotional IQ, that sort of stuff. Communication skills! Sense of humor! The ability to laugh!