Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: I am currently looking for friends both male and
I am going to drop the bomb right out of the gate; I'm happily
married to an amazing man. We have an open poly relationship. I
believe love is boundless, and I refuse to place limits on my
capacity to love and be loved. Unfortunately to many this is
unacceptable, and I bid you farewell. For those like-minded and
open-minded who have not jumped ship, I am a fun loving woman,
seeking an equally fun loving companion.
Kind: I enjoy helping elderly people across the street. I will stop
and help give directions to lost souls. Helping peeps gives me a
natural warm fuzzy high, so I will try to go the extra mile.
Competitive: I love to win silly, ridiculous competitions, and I
will give my all to do so. (I may even lose graciously from time to
time:) I definitely engage in smack talk while playing
Meditative: For my sanity and health I practice Qigong (mostly
supine breathing and meditation).
Honest: Honest is telling your lover of twenty years that you
suddenly desire an open poly relationship. Does it get more honest
Playful: I adore child-like fun. Bring on the thumb wrestling,
piggy back rides, squirt gun face-offs, wet tea towel fights,
impromptu dance offs, pillow fights... YES!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a full-time artist and illustrator. I am grateful that I
create and live my passion every day.
I’m a mom of two beautiful crazy teenage kids.
I am happiest when I am creative or active. I play soccer a couple
days a week, and I’m a hop, skip, and kick away from my karate
black belt. By day I’m a gentle sensitive artist type, and in
direct contrast by evening I serve up some aggressive whoop ass:) I
also love to move my body: hiking, biking, swimming, dancing,
skiing, snow boarding, paddle boarding, and on and on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at avoiding questions like this. Get to know me and
you will find out where I excel, and where I fall short.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m petite, I have deep set eyes, I have scrappy finger nails, and
I’m easy going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to skip over this section when perusing profiles, but for
those of you who view life from a different lense here are a few
tidbits. I love many, many sci fi, and fantasy novels. Ender’s game
is a favorite. My book group introduces me to great fictional
literature. I’m presently reading The Goon Squad. Trash TV favs
usuaully via Netflix or apple tv download include: The Unit,
Fringe, Top Shot, Dead Man Walking. I like sappy chick flicks, but
I won’t make you watch them with me☺ I’m basically a movie
I kind of lost the momentum to continue, but came back to it months
later because if you have actually read this far then you really do
care about these things. Music, I am probably the most lame in this
department. Don't get me wrong. I adore music, and listen to all
kinds. Many times I just don't know what I'm listening to as the
rest of the family is usually cueing it up. What I am currently
into that is known to me: Imagine Dragons, Awol Nation, The
Weekend, Alex Clare, and Florence and The Machine. Put it on (with
the exception of some country, and most punk), turn it up, and I am
a happy girl. I love many and more foods, and all done superbly.
Food is love in my family.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, I’m a serious foody.
Art/Creating : Art is like food to me.
Love in all it’s incarnations, especially snuggling.
Family, extra asterisk here, and family includes my dog.
Eyes, legs, hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about what to eat, which street will
get me there faster, and where to put the bird in a painting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday nights I eat, play, and sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably know the lyrics and happily sing along to a lot of
crappy pop songs that my kids play.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A note to the ladies (or maybe I should say women because if you
are interested in me you are likely not a lady:) A friend recently
described me as 90% hetero, and 10% bi. Mostly I enjoy female
companionship and flirtatious dancing. If you are looking for more
than friendship, I am a bit unsure of myself in this department so
you may need to invest a considerable amount of energy in me that
may or may not lead to dividends.
You are looking for more than just casual sex. Open relationship
does not equal swinger in my vocabulary.
If you are STD free, (for those that want more than a friendship).
I have not only myself, but also a partner to protect, and my
partner's partner to protect, and my partner's, partner's partner.
Yeah a big f-ing confusing circle, so you get the picture.
I would prefer to meet face to face. Mostly I'm not into texty
chatty messaging, though admittedly there are exceptions to this
Currently I'm only interested in dating people in my immediate
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