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29 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:03pm
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile. I'm Sam. Sam I am.

I'm from Illinois, but more recently I've lived in some awesome places, such as rural Panama, Guatemala, Oakland, and now Tucson!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dealing with first world problems. Setting two-wheeled contraptions in motion. Learning Portuguese. Acquiring a motor vehicle. Starting graduate school.

Life is awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking languages you've never heard of, anthropologizing, okcupiding, scrabbling. Baking breads and making big pots of tasty soups. Swinging machetes. Hitting the snooze button.

Making people say "...and this is why we can't have nice things."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Given the places that I've lived over the past half decade, mostly that I'm white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sometimes I search OKCupid for girls with the phrase "Oxford English Dictionary" in their profile. Result? 100% ultra-hotties.

TV: I dig girls who LOL at Frasier

Music and food: I like my chocolate like I like my claviers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
corrective lenses
intellectual stimulation
this nagging feeling that I need to accomplish something with my life
a fifth thing
a sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm having a hard time filling this in right now. So I guess I spend a lot of time thinking about what I spend a lot of time thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching for the lost treasure of the Incas or something comparably exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally have a thing for Ewan McGregor.

I'm essentially 99.99999% heterosexual. The other 0.00001% is Ewan McGregor.

edit: apparently I'm not alone.

Also, someone asked me how it could be true that I listed myself in the sidebar of my profile as "dropped out of high school" and yet I talk about going to graduate school. Both are indeed true - ask me about it if you're curious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.

You would not could not on a train.

You're an opera singer.

You would not could not in the rain.

You want to play scrabble or ride bikes with me. Whee!

Really though, guys on OKCupid don't usually receive messages, and it often brightens our day if we do get nice messages from cool people. If you think we'd have stuff to chat about, feel free to drop me a line.