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chitorroa

29 M Champaign, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Welcome to my profile. I'm Sam. I'm from Illinois.

More recently I've lived in some awesome places, such as rural Panama, Guatemala, Oakland, and now Tucson.
What I’m doing with my life
First world problems. Setting two-wheeled contraptions in motion. Learning Portuguese. Acquiring a motor vehicle. Starting graduate school.

My life is awesome.
I’m really good at
Speaking languages you've never heard of, anthropologizing, okcupiding, scrabbling. Baking breads and making big pots of tasty soups. Swinging machetes. Hitting the snooze button.

Making people say "...and this is why we can't have nice things."
The first things people usually notice about me
Given the places that I've lived over the past half decade, mostly that I'm white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sometimes I search OKCupid for girls with the phrase "Oxford English Dictionary" in their profile. Result? 100% ultra-hotties.

TV: I dig girls who LOL at Frasier

Music and food: I like my chocolate like I like my claviers.
The six things I could never do without
internet
corrective lenses
intellectual stimulation
this nagging feeling that I need to accomplish something with my life
a fifth thing
a sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
[él] se dejó llevar por su convicción de que los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga otra vez y muchas veces a parirse a sí mismos - El amor en los tiempos de cólera
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably just spending time with a choice group of quality individuals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I totally have a thing for Ewan McGregor.

I'm essentially 99.99999% heterosexual. The other 0.00001% is Ewan McGregor.

edit: apparently I'm not alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEqH00nQac
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a SCIENTIST.

You're an opera singer.

You want to ride bikes with me. Whee!