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30 Tucson, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile. I'm Sam. Sam I am.

I'm from East Central Illinois, but more recently I've lived in some awesome places, such as rural Panama, Guatemala, Oakland, and now Tucson!

I am currently a graduate student. Things I have been in the past include Peace Corps Volunteer, AmeriCorps volunteer, baker, marathon runner, high school dropout. Things I will be in the future are mad scientist and celebrity frycook.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dealing with first world problems. Setting two-wheeled contraptions in motion. Conociendo Tucson. Getting distracted by a quirky array of endearing pseudo-hobbies.

I'm endlessly privileged and pretty darn happy with life at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking obscure languages, anthropologizing, okcupiding, scrabbling. Baking breads and making big pots of tasty soups. Swinging machetes. Generating food porn. Hitting the snooze button.

Making people say "...and this is why we can't have nice things."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Given the places that I've lived over the past half decade, mostly that I'm white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sometimes I search OKCupid for girls with the phrase "Oxford English Dictionary" in their profile. Result? 100% ultra-hotties.

TV: I dig girls who LOL at Frasier

Music and food: I like my chocolate like I like my claviers.
(bonus points if that makes sense to you)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- internet
- corrective lenses
- intellectual stimulation
- this nagging feeling that I need to accomplish something with my life
- exercise. endorphine withdrawl is definitely a thing.

- coffee. seriously. I'm not saying this to sound hipsterish. I'm a case of serious coffee addiction. It's kind of sad. Sad and delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How according to the "personality" tab of my OKCupid profile, their fancy algorithms describe me as some kind of ultra-literary, sloppy, bad-mannered kinky sex-maniac hipster scientist who loves adventure.

I'm basically the Dr. Kreiger of OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scrubbing Tucson for the best tacos. Give me leads, please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally have a thing for Ewan McGregor.

I'm essentially 99.99999% heterosexual. The other 0.00001% pines for Ewan McGregor.

edit: apparently I'm not alone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.

You got puns.

You're an opera singer.

You want to play scrabble or ride bikes with me. Whee!

Really though, this section is kind of moot; guys on OKCupid don't usually receive messages. It does brighten our day if we actually do get nice unsolicited messages from cool people. If you think we'd have stuff to chat about, feel free to drop me a line.