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chitorroa

30 Tucson, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile. I'm Sam. Sam I am.

I'm from East Central Illinois, but more recently I've lived in some awesome places, such as rural Panama, Guatemala, Oakland, and now Tucson!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dealing with first world problems. Setting two-wheeled contraptions in motion. Conociendo Tucson. Getting excited about a quirky array of endearing side projects. Starting graduate school.

Life is awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking languages you've never heard of, anthropologizing, okcupiding, scrabbling. Baking breads and making big pots of tasty soups. Swinging machetes. Generating food porn. Hitting the snooze button.

Making people say "...and this is why we can't have nice things."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Given the places that I've lived over the past half decade, mostly that I'm white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sometimes I search OKCupid for girls with the phrase "Oxford English Dictionary" in their profile. Result? 100% ultra-hotties.

TV: I dig girls who LOL at Frasier

Music and food: I like my chocolate like I like my claviers.
(bonus points if that makes sense to you)

Is it tacky that I made a photo album for my food creations on an internet dating website? I just figured it's one of my more attractive qualities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet
corrective lenses
intellectual stimulation
this nagging feeling that I need to accomplish something with my life
a fifth thing

coffee. seriously. I'm not saying this to sound hipsterish. I'm a case of serious coffee addiction. It's kind of sad. Sad and delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How according to the "personality" tab of my OKCupid profile, their fancy algorithms have me described as some kind of ultra-literary, sloppy, bad-mannered kinky sex-maniac hipster scientist who loves adventure.

I'm basically the Dr. Kreiger of OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scrubbing Tucson for the best tacos. Give me leads, please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally have a thing for Ewan McGregor.

I'm essentially 99.99999% heterosexual. The other 0.00001% is Ewan McGregor.

edit: apparently I'm not alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEqH00nQac

Also, someone asked me how it could be true that I listed myself in the sidebar of my profile as "dropped out of high school" and yet I talk about going to graduate school. Both are indeed true - ask me about it if you're curious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a SCIENTIST.

You got puns.

You're an opera singer.

You want to play scrabble or ride bikes with me. Whee!

Really though, this section is kind of moot; guys on OKCupid don't usually receive messages. It does brighten our day if we actually do get nice unsolicited messages from cool people. If you think we'd have stuff to chat about, feel free to drop me a line.