"You've had a lot of dick Chasey, but you ain't had mine."

THIS IS FOR ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE! Watch this before you decide to message me, this is my motto right here!!! No fucking booty calls! I'm not your lil sex toy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP_BsSUXGx8
Why I'm here:
I'm SOOOOOOOOO done with people just wanting to waste my time.
I'm just a not so typical not so normal chick looking for a guy that's intelligent but modest, attractive but not a douche bag, and who has a job and has goals to someday be in a committed relationship... It's harder to explain then I thought. I want a husband eventually, duh. I don't want to automatically think about that though, essentially I just want something more permanent then temporary I guess.
I don't want a guy that smokes weed, if you smoke cigarettes and you drink I'm cool with it as long as you're not a heavy alcoholic, ect. No hardcore drugs, no drug dealing or selling, none of that shit. I don't want a guy with baggage like that.
I personally don't mind if you have kids, that's not an issue, the only issue to be honest would be the baby mama drama that I don't want to deal with or worry about so if your drama free from girls like that or girls in general then we should get along.
I'm looking for someone I can be myself around, who can accept my brutal and strange personality.
Basically about me:
I am a rambunctious, childish, ambitious, excited girl who has a ton of shit she wants to do with life. I'm saying that upfront because there's a never ending waterfall of goals and aspirations pouring from my mind all the time, every day. As you can imagine, somebody with my crack head thought processing can think too much on occasion and disturb themselves. Needless to say I'm a little fucking strange. Oh and I swear way to much. I mean, don't get me wrong. I know how to be polite when I have to be. I just typically when in the right environment choose not to limit my aggressively angry vocabulary. I have a lot of hyped energy when I finally get to know people, I JUST WANT TO LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU, for real. That's all I ask for in life is to be at ease with the world, have someone to just ENJOY spending time with. I don't want any losers, so if your broke n jobless and in some kind of large debt, please, go elsewhere and drag someone else down with you. Aint nobody got time for that.
Serious...

I'm new to the area, I'm licensed to do hair in the state of Indiana and I'm trying to get approved to getting a license for the state of TN so I can get a salon job eventually.

I really enjoy writing, but I don't write much. I like academic writing, I guess would describe it better. I'm not much of a creative writer, more like a non-fiction technical writer. I enjoy writing essays and guides. Informational things. I'm also a fair artist, my only medium really being pencil, and computer. Haha. I can cook too, most people don't know that about me. Just, don't get the opportunity to cook much since I'm gone most of the time.

My eyes. I talk with them. lol

GAMES! (I would just like to point out!!! I'm NOT one of those people that just bum around and play video games all day... I don't have that kind of time usually. BUT, when I do get a chance to relax myself and game, these are what I play. Or, games I've played in the past and really enjoyed.)
Harvest Moon DS (Nintendo DS)
Harvest Moon Magical Melody (GameCube)
Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility (wii)
Harvest Moon Animal Parade (wii)
PokePark (wii)
Pokemon Soul Silver (Nintendo DS)
SA2B (Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, GameCube)
Sonic the Fighters (Arcade; GameCube)
Sonic the Hedgehog (SEGA)
Sonic Heroes! (I had it for PS2; Play Station2)
Sypro! (Only the 1 and 2 for PSX; PlayStationX)
Rayman (PSX)
Paper Mario (wii)
Super Mario Bros. (wii & n64)
Mario Kart Wii (wii)
Kirby's Epic Yarn (wii)
DDR Super Nova (PS2)

Books:
UGLIES (The whole series.)
I AM OZZY (Auto-Biography.)
Memoirs of a Geisha
I pretty much read anything related to Nazi warfare too, I'm not one to quote or talk about it much, but I enjoy reading about WW2 in general.
I also like really any type of memoir pertaining to a struggle. Just enjoy seeing how others overcome things ect.

Movies:
Devil's Rejects
House of 1000 Corpses
Jackass (ALL OF THEM!)
Silence of the Lambs
Super Mario Brothers Movie
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
TMNT (The actual movie that came out in '07)

Shows:
House
American Dad
South Park
The Simpsons
Code Monkeys
Food Network (Yes, I know. I'm a fatty.)
Jersey Shore (Yes, I know. I'm an idiot.)
TMNT

Music: (I only picked the artists I listen to on a daily basis.)
Avenged Sevenfold
Beastie Boys
Black Sabbath
Bloodhound Gang
Britney Spears
Dawn Begins
Dean Martin
Def Leppard
Disturbed
Eiffel 65
Eisblume
Evanescence
Godsmack
Green Jello (Some people know the band as "Green Jelly")
Guns'N'Roses
Hollywood Undead
Ke$ha
KoRn
The Lonely Island
Lynard Skynard
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Motley Crue
Nine Inch Nails
Ozzy Osbourne (80+ Songs.)
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Seether
Skillet
Slipknot
Theory of a Deadman
3OH!3 (Before 2009.)

Foods:
Vegetarian Mexican
Italian Food
Cheesecake
Soft Pretzels

1) Money. With money, you have access to anything you may need.
2) Goals.
3) People. (People to punch, people to talk to, people to sleep with, people to lecture, people to give me advice... People.)
I can't think of any other things... Lol

The future. Thinking about when Ill have an established career. Finally not being so stressed out about my money situation. Dreaming of finally getting the shit that I want. Finally being "good enough."

Usually no plans for bueno.

I have a mad obsession with everything that has to do with Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm weird.
I laugh and cry at the most inappropriate times.
I hate when people pressure me.
I have an old habit that may never be broken, it's a crutch.
I get aggressively attached, but, you may never find out.
I try really hard at everything I want to conquer.

Message me because you're awesome and I'm awesome and we can go drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness!!!
...Message me if you got that reference!!! LOL.
And I'm sure this lil site has that I don't reply to messages too often, well, it's lying, I definitely do. Haha. I appreciate longer messages tho, so put some effort into it.
DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE AN CREEPY OLD MAN JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ASS CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IT FROM ME!
FUCK OFF, have a nice day.

How about, don't message me if you're just going to make a joke out of having a relationship with me. Seriously, I'm not doin any bullshit anymore.

Message me if you fit this description?:
You are over 5 ft 10 inch tall.
You are 21-35 years old.
You find yourself to be vaguely attractive.
You take care of your personal hygiene. (i.e., you shower, you apply deodorant and cologne, you take time to keep your hair groomed or styled, you brush your teeth...)
You mostly use proper English and grammar when messaging and writing.
You are a republican or anti-liberalism.
You want to end your search for a relationship cause you're ready to move on and start a life with a pretty girl like me who has their shit planned out.