Things I appreciate:
-Politically incorrect humor
-Grammar (yes, this includes spelling)
Things I do not appreciate:
-Recreational drug users
-Organic/natural freaks (a.k.a. if it's not organic, it's carcinogenic)
I don't have any kids, and would prefer to date someone who doesn't have any either. I'm a fan of spontaneously doing something or going out if I feel like it. Having said that, I am by no means a party animal, and I know how to handle my booze. It'll work out a lot better if you identify with the same.
I'm not interested in games, flings, or being your rebound. If you're "separated," that's still married. No thanks.