Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suppose it's best to start with a few facts about me, so here
Things I appreciate:
-Politically incorrect humor
-Grammar (yes, this includes spelling)
Things I do not appreciate:
-Recreational drug users
-Organic/natural snobs (just because it comes out of a box, doesn't
mean it will kill you)
I don't have any kids, and would prefer to date someone who doesn't
have any either. I'm a fan of spontaneously doing something or
going out if I feel like it. Having said that, I am by no means a
party animal, and I know how to handle my booze. It'll work out a
lot better if you identify with the same. I'm too old to babysit
drunks, and my patience for it has gone the way of responsible
I'm not interested in games, flings, or being your rebound. If
you're "separated," that's still married. No thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a major wireless communications company. I own a condo,
have no roommates, and would love to live in a place with a better
year-round climate someday. I'm perfectly ok with spending
Christmas on my patio with a beer and stringing lights on a cactus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jumping to conclusions, locating the snooze button with perfect
accuracy, grocery store agility, showing up to work just in time to
not be late, spacing out, swearing like a sailor, and texting while
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's either my eyes, or that I remind them of Chris Daughtry. Maybe
Daughtry reminds them of me? Yeah, let's go with the latter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Ted, White, and Blue
Actually, any social commentary will probably suffice.
Movies: Suspense, horror, and comedy
Shows: The Blacklist, 24, Scorpion, American Horror Story, Sons of
Anarchy, Family Guy, and random stuff on Discovery or
Music: Country & southern/classic rock. If it's on WNCI, I
probably don't like it. Megan Trainor may be all about that bass,
but I am not.
Food: I prefer that which had 4 legs and used to be alive. Chicken
and fish are good, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. Heavily wooded area
5. Cleaning products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I still live in a cold weather state. This generally happens
from around Halloween until about St. Patrick's Day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely at happy hour or at home doing absolutely nothing. I'm ok
with either option.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not wearing any. Could be pants, could be cologne. Points for
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in it for the long haul. First, refer to my "things I
appreciate" and "things I don't appreciate" at the top.
::Flashing neon lights:: Sense of humor required. Everyone seems to
be so easily offended anymore.
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