Things I appreciate:
-Politically incorrect humor
-Grammar (yes, this includes spelling)
Things I do not appreciate:
-Recreational drug users
-Organic/natural snobs (just because it comes out of a box, doesn't mean it will kill you)
I don't have any kids, and would prefer to date someone who doesn't have any either. I'm a fan of spontaneously doing something or going out if I feel like it. Having said that, I am by no means a party animal, and I know how to handle my booze. It'll work out a lot better if you identify with the same. I'm too old to babysit drunks, and my patience for it has gone the way of responsible government spending.
I'm not interested in games, flings, or being your rebound. If you're "separated," that's still married. No thanks.