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chloe198

29 F Bexley, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Yes I am lovely, I will make you smile, I am happy go lucky - I also watch Catfish on MTV, don't want to be consulting Nev and Max!

If you are:

Mentally stable
Happy go lucky
Not in to games for shits and giggles
Ok with the fact that I like a cheeky fag when drinking
Ok with the fact Yes I am curvy - not text for fat, just curvy and don't actually mind it
Happy with my total honesty and find it amusing

Then message me - if not forget it, I could do a whimsical description of me, but that would be wrong! I do what I say on the tin, I am an open book

Honest genuine girl who ain't that bad at all, pros outweigh the cons if I do say so myself
What I’m doing with my life
With my life I am making the most of it, working hard, giving it my all.... And the beat goes on.......
I’m really good at
Accents.... Laughing when I shouldn't..... Being loyal..... Cooking......
The first things people usually notice about me
That my eyes are neither blue nor green, they are somewhere in the middle of both colours!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love autobiographies
I love movies (bit of a film buff)
I love we will rock you although it's gone now :(
I love being eclectic
I love food - apart from liquorice, coriander and any kind of insides (yuck)
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Music
Coffee
Laughter
Ipad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether my pet tortoise is male or female, 3 years later and I'm still unsure

Why do Kellogg's put those horrid little banana chips that break your teeth in fruit and fibre? Ruins a perfectly good cereal in my humble opinion

Why does auto correct put really daft words in your text sometimes instead of the word you've already spelt correctly?! Did someone at apple do that for a giggle? Replacing "don't" with "doughnut" can cause problems for people!!

And when I'm not thinking about random notions then of course I'm thinking about my nearest and dearest
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever the agenda takes me or having a nice relax
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a small concealed tattoo near my bum that I had done when I was 17 and thought I was a rebel. It's Japanese writing and I have no idea what it means.

I like to think I can fix electronical devices - it's not in your best interest to ask me to demonstrate - sky learnt that the hard way.

I am weird about teeth, I smashed someone's false ones once by accident because they took me by surprise. I felt bad about that.....

I went on a date with a really gorgeous guy once..... Trouble was he turned up absolutely stinking drunk, his shoe fell off and he started to cry, he text me for 3 weeks after saying what a great time he had..... I still get ribbed by my mates for that till this very day :0
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a good person mind body and soul :)

You are not copy and pasting a sob story about helping orphans and 3 legged dogs on pilgrimages and need money because your mud hut fell down and now the kids will starve - never confuse kind for stupid.

You have a wicked sense of humour.

You are not a time waster.

Oh and you DON'T use text speak - I iz nt in2 dat innit - gives off the lets rob lidls and drink asda smart price beer together at the local town centre impression - I don't like lidls or beer.