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chmichnga

36 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:03am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a riddle, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a tortilla, within an enigma. I have a sometimes dark, sometimes sophomoric, sometimes sophisticated sense of humor. I like to be silly, but am self-aware enough to know when it and isn't appropriate. I prefer someone who can dish it out as well as they can take it, but also knows when to stop. Someone who doesn't confuse a dark sense of humor with just being an asshole. There is a difference.

A friend, whom I hold in high esteem, recently called me, "the nicest fucking person on the planet." I wouldn't go that far but I, dark humor aside, am pretty fucking nice. I'm intellectually curious and, I like to think, fairly bright--and yet I have a spotty academic record and have done some stupid things in the past. I try my damnedest to learn from my mistakes. I am constantly working on my shortcomings. I try to count my blessings every day, because I actually do lead a pretty charmed life.

Perhaps the most extraordinary thing about me is my circle of friends. I'm an awesome friend to a select number of awesome people. I cherish them, even if I don't always say so. I am fun to be around, but I also need my space.

I crave open lines of communication. I fall down on this sometimes myself, but it's what I'm striving for. Someone who will tell me like it is, tactfully yet truthfully. Without resorting to innuendo or insults--always with the best of intentions.

I want someone who's grown in and out of relationships, who is complete with or without me...or anyone else, for that matter. Someone intelligent, strong, and funny...yet humble. Someone whose pain has manifested itself into compassion rather than bitterness. Someone ambitious...for life's passions not for money. Someone who appreciates culture, but isn't a snob about it. A grown up without being stuffy. That enjoys Disneyland. Spur of the moment road trips. And Mystery Science Theater 3000. Quick-witted, warm, and who is OK with lazing about in our undies on a Sunday watching football until we finally decide we want to go to Venice and people-watch over lunch. Someone kinda like me. But maybe with boobs.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently (June 2014) moved to Seattle on a bit of a whim. I had been living in Long Beach, California and going to school for Urban Planning, when a friend asked me to help her out with her somewhat struggling construction business. My background is in architecture, and she's one of my best friends, so I said yes. I'm swamped and it's pretty much constant stress right now, but it could actually be pretty lucrative if it works out. Big "if".

I was bar-tending while I went to school, and if things ever calm down in the office I might consider doing it part-time again. We'll see. I do enjoy it.

At some point I'd like to write as well. I've done sports blogging in the past--it didn't pay or anything, but it was a lot of fun. I suspect I'll probably need some fancy college-learnin' if I really want to be good at it.

I like Seattle, though I haven't had much of a chance to explore since I've been so swamped with work. Maybe someone could show me around. I also want to start doing some volunteering. I used to volunteer at an animal shelter back in California. I also gave art lessons at Children's Hospital of L.A. I'd like to find something along those lines-especially working with animals...art lessons with terminally ill kids is tough. Rewarding, but tough.
I’m really good at
Giving names, voices and personality to animals and inanimate objects. Though for some reason, everything I give voice to has either a Brooklyn or Cockney accent.

I'm told by people I trust that I have a high E.Q.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can never quite figure out what the Hell I am. Popular guesses include: "Some type of Middle-Easterner", Jewish, Italian, Greek, or anywhere in the Mediterranean for that matter. For the record, I'm of Mexican descent. With a hint of Dutch on my mom's side. I can also be awkward as fuck, but I'd like to think in a charming way. Also, I smile pretty easily...despite sometimes having "resting bitch face". Or, as my grandma would have said, "having a puss on".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) Anything by Haruki Murakami, Jasper Fforde, Franz Kafka, Douglas Adams, Ann Beattie, Harlan Ellison, Margaret Atwood, etc.

(B) Jaws, Amadeus, The Godfather, Godzilla movies, The Usual Suspects, Airplane, All Monty Pythons, The Return of the Jedi, Let the Right One In, Despicable Me, most Pixar films, etc.

(C) Radiohead, Depeche Mode, Massive Attack, Morrissey w/ and w/o The Smiths, Portishead, The Cure, ladytron, Helio Sequence, Hooverphonic, Bjork, The Beatles, Air, Sia, David Bowie, Gotan Project, Pink Floyd, New Order, Stars, Zero7, Van Morrison, Apples In Stereo, Weezer etc. I also like classical music, oldies, some jazz; I'm open to a lot of things but I'm also very particular.

(D) Any combination of chocolate and peanut butter, Thai, pizza, Italian, Mexican, Indian, Jewish delis, etc.
The six things I could never do without
My iPod, underpants, 8.5 hours of sleep, my dog Gunther, NPR, and Yogurtland.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Public transportation systems. Seriously, this is kind of an obsession of mine. I spend too much time thinking about it. For instance, finding a plausible/effective rail route connecting the San Fernando and San Gabriel Valleys. Connecting the existing Green Line to LAX and Metrolink. And other problems that would make our light and heavy rail systems a bit more useful.

Also, why do so many women have pictures of them with kangaroos? Has every woman in the greater Los Angeles area been to Australia? Do they give you your own kangaroo upon landing? Some kind of weird-ass Quantas promotion?

I also think about Godzilla. And sports. And Godzilla sports. And cheese. Among other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting your demise. Or working. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The two apps I use the most on my iPhone, by far, are Family Feud and Solitaire. Apparently I've skipped turning into my parents and went straight ahead turning into my grandparents. If I start watching '60 Minutes', or begin referring to 'Matlock' or Telenovelas as "my stories", just shoot me.

I'm also one of those dumbasses who checks the pool before getting in on the off chance there might be an alligator or shark in it. Have you not seen the movie "Alligator"?! Fucked me up for life it did.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You love animals. You're a bit nerdy. You're nice to your waiter/waitress. Seriously, you should always say please and thank you to anyone in the service industry, it's really not that difficult. And you read at least most of what I wrote and dig it.