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36 M Seattle, WA

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Yes, I have a head shaped like a potato.

Summer in Seattle.

obligatory hotel room mirror shot

Photo-bombed by Gunther!

My friend's baby, Wes, and I discuss the upcoming election. Frankly, his opinions on politics are kind of stupid. Mr. Bigglesworth (the stuffed lion), on the other hand, has a once-in-a-generation mind.

Contrary to popular belief, not ALL women are repulsed by me. Even cute ones! I'm the one without least in this photo.

Me and my friends with former King Glen Murray. Stanley Cup Champions, bitches! FINALLY!!!

A group of internet nerds/Dodger fans in an epic softball tournament! We lost our 3 games by a combined score of 66-13. In our defense, we were drunk by the end of the first game.

Embarrassing yearbook photo, complete with chin shelf. Oh, like you didn't have embarrassing 80s hair, too!

I'm like that wolverine guy from the X-Men...except instead of claws, spoons come out of my hands. Not much for fighting, but plenty useful come meal time.