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chngofplans

30 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I try not to kill myself with the details. But I still remember every last damn one.

I live by myself. The plants are still alive, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a cat. I mean I'm ready, I just havent found a cat who is.Recently I'm pleased to find that I really only need to sweep the place once a week. I was expecting more. Guess I'm not too crummy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in film and television production. I light low-rent TV shows and High-end commercials/music videos. Love it to death, hours can be a little rough but hey, Calvin's dad would say it "builds character".
I’m really good at
-Finding the funny in less-than-funny situations.
-Cooking. For real.
-Cracking Wise.
-Picking the right Tupperware for my leftovers.
-shit. My job hopefully.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wrote Ha-Ha-Ha. on my arm. That's how serious I am about not being serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
That's a conversation not a list.
but comics:
Patrice O'Neal
Lil' Jimmy Norton
Colin Quinn
Dave Attell
Bobby Kelly
Bill Burr
Amy Schumer
Sarah Silverman (at times)
Maria Bamford
Bonnie McFarlane
Joe "Teen Heart-throb" DaRosa
Jim Florentine
Brian Regan
Rich Vos
Joan Rivers
Bob Saget
Robert Klein
Eddie Murphy
The Reverend Bob Levy
Zach Galifanakis
Louis C.K.
And the obligatory,
Richard Pryor
George Carlin.
(Anthony Cumia and Gregg Hughes)
The six things I could never do without
Seltzer.
Seltzer.
Macaroni and Cheese.
HBO.
HBO.
And some other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Phonies
Wishing my mother raised me bilingual.
I did too much cool stuff too young.
Electricity
I didn't go camping this season. Bummer.
What lengthy, over-the-top dinner I am going to make after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, not working. OK, sometimes working. I do my going out on nights that are not Friday or Saturday. Ya know, nights when the Norms come out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not, Tim "The Toolman Taylor". Despite the fact that my name is Tim. Also, I am not Timmmayy from South Park. Crazy, I know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can take a joke. You can send one back. You enjoy "throwing the ball around" if you will. You don't give the camera the finger in photos. Or the deuces. You prefer music played by instruments versus a dude and a mac. You don't think the Black Eyed Peas is a "band". Rain doesn't make you run for cover. Please, and, Thank You.