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chngofplans

30 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Working, Cooking, Biking, Raging and Sleeping. Doing my best. Well travelled, outdoors-ie, and 106 eps of Jeopardy on the DVR.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in film and television production. I light low-rent TV shows and High-end commercials/music videos. Love it to death, hours can be a little rough but hey, Calvin's dad would say it "builds character".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding the funny in less-than-funny situations.
-Cooking. For real.
-Cracking Wise.
-Picking the right Tupperware for my leftovers.
-shit. My job hopefully.
-19 different permutations of Mac and Cheese.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That's a conversation not a list.
but comics:
Patrice O'Neal
Lil' Jimmy Norton
Colin Quinn
Dave Attell
Bobby Kelly
Bill Burr
Amy Schumer
Sarah Silverman (at times)
Maria Bamford
Bonnie McFarlane
Joe "Teen Heart-throb" DaRosa
Jim Florentine
Brian Regan
Rich Vos
Joan Rivers
Bob Saget
Robert Klein
Eddie Murphy
The Reverend Bob Levy
Zach Galifanakis
Louis C.K.
And the obligatory,
Richard Pryor
George Carlin.
(Anthony Cumia and Gregg Hughes)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seltzer.
Seltzer.
Macaroni and Cheese.
HBO.
HBO.
West Wing.
And some other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Phonies
Wishing my mother raised me bilingual.
I did too much cool stuff too young.
Electricity
What lengthy, over-the-top dinner I am going to make after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, not working. OK, sometimes working. I do my going out on nights that are not Friday or Saturday. Ya know, nights when the Norms come out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not, Tim "The Toolman Taylor". Despite the fact that my name is Tim. Also, I am not Timmmayy from South Park. Crazy, I know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't offended by having the door opened for you. You want to build something together. You wanna teach me something, or want me to teach you something.