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chokedtolife

31 Cleveland, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My intentions here are purely deplorable. I'm just in it for the food. The way to my heart is through my stomach. I'm loud and obnoxious. I care way too much about sports, and I'm always day dreaming about the perfect future I'm doing nothing to make a reality. I'm a 1 out of 10. I used to be attractive until the Taco Bell caught up to me, now I'm just a bargain for anyone with a nice smile and sunny disposition. Me and my cat are great at Nerf Hoops. He's the real MVP in my life. Fart noises...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, home, work home, work home.... You get the picture. Save me!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting to text back.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cornfed smile, and listless glare.

The scar from the blast at the cheeto factory is still bright orange.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuck all of this nonsense.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer
Cavs basketball
Fishing
Hotdogs
My asshole cat
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What could have been if i was never brought back from space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding the couch like a pro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your idea of a relationship is an equal partnership, and not a one sided affair.