Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


25 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:35am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Aspiring Astronaut.
I'm a dynamic guy who's always searching for new adventures and someone amazing to share them with. I enjoy having great, in-depth conversations with people, hearing fascinating stories, and enjoying a nice beer or bourbon with good company. I read a lot, write a lot, and watch a lot of tv/movies. I also stay pretty active, and am always doing something new and exciting. I love games of all sorts, whether they be board games (Risk and Monopoly are the best), video games, or drinking games (probably my favorite kind, especially if it's a movie drinking game.) I'm always smiling and laughing (though I apparently can't fake it well for a picture), and I look for people who similarly enjoy life and have a generally positive outlook. I guess my perspective on life is best summed up in the timeless words of a classic scholar: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from the University of Maryland-College Park in '11. After brief stints working as a reporter for my local newspaper and then as a writer for the Department of Defense, I moved to Los Angeles, where I spent a year writing, working odd jobs, and having crazy Hollywood adventures with my best friend. I've recently relocated back to the Maryland/DC area and am currently a substitute teacher, an intern with the Department of Health and Human Services, and working on creating my own comic series. Moreover, I'm currently in the process of applying to the Marine Corps, in hopes of becoming a pilot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making amazing sandwiches, especially grilled cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm tall, tan, strong, and usually won't shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, or Warren Ellis, Mallrats, Army of Darkness, Six Stringed Samurai, Rocky IV, Transmetropolitan, Charles Bukowski, Hemingway, Everworld, Y: The Last Man, Preacher, Cheeseburgers, Pizza, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Def Leppard, A Goofy Movie, Muppet Treasure Island, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Mets, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, 100 Bullets, Planetary, AC/DC, Chuck, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Halestorm, Streetlight Manifesto, The Pixies, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Uncharted, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Classic Nickelodeon, Power Rangers, Young Justice, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Street Fighter, SNES, Sega Genesis, Guitar Hero, Tom Petty, George Thorogood, Johnny Cash, Call of Duty, Firefly, Seinfeld, Princess Bride, 30 Rock, Big Bang Theory, Community, HIMYM, Shameless, Californication, Game of Thrones, Archer, Modern Family, Sandwiches, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Archer, Hell on Wheels, Spaghetti Westerns, Classic James Bond 007, Sherlock, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Supernatural, The League, Horror flicks, Psychobilly, Doctor Who, Happy Endings, and a million other cool things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Good conversation
-Fast Food (especially Cheeseburgers)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
-The meaning of human existence
-What to write about next
-New and fun things to do/places to visit
-What to eat next
-What I should do this weekend
-Why I can't fall asleep
-The creation of the Universe
-String Theory
-Parallel Worlds/Dimensions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the World!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to have fun, looking for someone to hang out with, looking for an adventure, and/or looking for someone to have a real connection with. Or, if upon first meeting me, the first thing you'd say to me is "Face it Tiger, you just hit the Jackpot."