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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 5:54am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm from South America, but I've been in Canada for 10 years. I prefer soccer over hockey, but I don't really follow sports anyways. I learned to salsa dance in Canada, and I watched Nickelodeon in english as a kid, because I thought it sounded cooler that way. I can do the Fresh-Prince of Bel-Air theme song in spanish and english (ladies, the line up is to the left). If you want to hear me do it, you have to wait until the second date... seriously ladies, do you think I'm that easy?
What I’m doing with my life
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Achieving living legend status.

Also, working in post production for television, and doing a whole bunch of stuff on the side trying to get my career started. And by "doing" I mean "procrastinating", and by "a whole bunch" I mean "not that much".

I slap-da-bass in a band. Recorded and album and have played many shows around the city. If you like to dance to live music we might get along.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Playing music, and karaoke singing
- Hipnotizing people with my dance moves.
- Drawing. Some of my best work includes The Simpson's faces, Bugs Bunny, and boobs... Uhm, I mean nudes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have an accent. You've guessed it: Spanish. Even though I've always had a really good level of english since I came, I've never been able to get rid of the accent. Most people tell me I should embrace it (and i've learnt to) but I wish I could speak as a native english speaker on cue. The reason why, is because I constantly daydream about becoming an actor, and I think an accent makes getting parts more limiting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite style of music is Funk. Funk is all about the attitude. Just the word Funk is cool

TV shows are talk shows like the daily show, Colbert, Conan and Real Time with Bill Maher because you can watch them any day without having to follow a story. I like my TV shows like I like my dating... no commitement necessary, amirite?

My favorite movie is City of God because it has everything I like. Samba and Funk music in the soundtrack, 70s clothing and hairstyles, clever comedy and dark and heavy subject matter. Regular people doing an amazing job acting, and creative shooting and editing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5 Guys burgers
four seasons
Three musketeers
One love, one heart...
... let's get together and feel alright.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it "ON the bus" but not "IN the bus"? You are inside the bus when you ride it. Same with "ON the train" or "ON a plane". You should not be ON them but IN them! Like the movie "Snakes On A Plane" if the snakes where actually ON the plane they would've died immediately, no one would've been hurt, and Sam Jackson wouldn't have gotten sick of those motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' plane.

I know what you are going to say:

No, because if you were IN the bus you would be part of the of the bus, like the engine or something.

Well if that's the case why is it "I'm IN my car"? See?? it makes no sense. You are in the car like you are in the bus, not on. You don't ride on the roof of a bus... You'd fall and die. Well unless you've been on a Chiva. Those are fun.

Anyways, explain that grammar Nazis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm going on the perfect first date.

It starts simple, with just a coffee. We find each other attractive so we decide to go to a bar for drinks. We are having a good time and then a song comes on, which we both start singing. I tell you that I know of a bar that has a live band that plays that music and we agree to go. We spend the rest of the night dancing. Afterwards we decide to grab a bite at an all day breakfast diner.

I walk you home after eating and you jokingly say that its a shame we won't just stay up to watch the sunrise. I think that's a great idea and we decide to go. You know the perfect place. We get on a cab and we go somewhere by the lake. As we watch the sunrise we talk about things we would like to do before we die. I say that I would like to kiss someone on top of the Empire State Building. You tell me since we are technically on a date we should make that happen.

So we go home after watching the sunrise and impulsively buy our tickets online. A few hours later we flight out to NYC. We stop for lunch and get some New York Pizza, visit Times Square and by sunrise we kiss at the top of the Empire State building. Then we go ice skating at Rockerfeller Center and we take a tour around Central Park on horse carriage.

We flight back to Toronto, and I drop you off I home. I go home and as I'm laying in bed ready to go to sleep you text me to thank me for our date, and ask me if I want to come over. I run in the rain to your place and when I get there you open the door and I'm soaking wet. We kiss and passionately and have crazy monkey sex, and sleep the entire next day. And it all started with just a coffee.

So, how about a coffee?
You should message me if
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You want to play a game I just came up with called "Never have I ever - The online dating game" (a variation from the popular drinking game "Never have I ever")

It goes like this: You message me "Never have I ever..." and fill it with something you want to know about me. Preferably something I may not want to admit publicly. (e.g. Never have I ever drunk texted an ex). If I've done it I will reply with the story of when and how it happened, If I haven't done it, I will just tell you and just proceed to ask you my own "Never have I ever" question for you.

I promise I will be honest no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT and I hope you are too.

Got game?