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choosefunny

37 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Banter makes me swoon. I'm happy to be living in DC after many years of travel and living abroad in places like Lebanon, Sierra Leone, Sri Lanka, Burma and China. I'm kind and I tease. I am interested in people who over-analyze, are open about their foibles, laugh hard, communicate easily, find joy in talking to just about anyone, and actively give a damn about other people.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work on humanitarian policy with a non-profit. It involves a bit of travel, but my wanderlust is mostly fulfilled by exploring DC and meeting new people. I also love hiking, biking, museums, live music and blahblahblah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, forgetting things I already said, communicating, forgetting things I already told you, traveling light and without a plan, over-analyzing, empathizing, making friends from various walks of life, and singing. I'm fantastic at stapling, opening up a can of soda, walking in one-inch heels, staring at people on the metro, and many more things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I wear scuba diving gear everywhere, except when I'm riding a tandem bicycle while teaching monkeys how to play the tambourine. So, you know, people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: I would wither away without music. I listen to jazz/swing (Ella, Sinatra, Dean Martin) and indie rock. I love live Balkan and gypsy music.
I will dance to anything, any time, anywhere.

Picture shows: TED talks, documentaries and feature films, including BBC's The Blue Planet, Waiting for Guffman, The Constant Gardener, God Grew Tired of Us, There Will Be Blood, Jesus Camp (scariest movie ever!), and Waiting for Superman.

Words: I read a lot of books about cultures, history, philosophy, psychology and sometimes books with which I disagree (such as "Atlas Shrugged"). Favorite books include "King Leopold's Ghost," "The Ethics of Ambiguity," and "Man's Search for Meaning." I also read the news (NYT, Al Jazeera, BBC) and The New Yorker.

Food: I once ate boa constrictor in the C.A.R., but I don't really like olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from Maslow's hierarchy of needs, I need open and/or funny conversation, singing/dancing to music, coffee, lists of things I want to do, podcasts (Radiolab, Dan Savage, This American Life, Citizen Radio, Welcome to Nightvale, Serial), and comedians.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what music to listen to next, work, what's going on in the world, whether I want to get some of the trappings of adulthood (a TV, a car, a good blender (update: I got a blender)), and what the next adventure might be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yes, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am, however, a member of the *Reformed* Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You should message me if
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You are at least a bit sarcastic. You are progressively progressive. You are open. You enjoy discussing the reasons why we do what we do. You find adventures.

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