not really a fan of OKCupid. but I'm trying new perspectives and new things so.... yeah bring it!

this is like my 6th time trying a profile with this okcupid thing. i am a writer and i happen to get bored. and i'm into the whole getting to know random people thing.

i like long walks on the beach. drum circles, and broadway musicals-- in that order. i like staying over for breakfast. i like being so awesome that it gets awkward. i love words like stardust, dirigible, salamander, and archipelago, but i don't care for words like campus, libel, scrunchy, diorama, and i'm-taking-half. i also really hate dubstep. i tried to fuck with it as an aspiring hip-hop artist. but it made life worse in every possible way.

wasting it with okcupid. wasting it even more by responding to the messages on okcupid. and wasting it beyond compare by randomly messaging other okcupid members.

and then doing actual work.

i'm also an aspiring hip-hop artist. real hip-hop. not that radio commercialism bullshit.

and i think i'm supposed to be fighting injustice or something... or the prison-industrial complex. take your pick.

ruining ramen noodles, crying during movies, hard-boiling eggs, putting too much wasabi on sushi.

that I'm dancing when Maury tells me I'm not the father.

books: zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance,

films: the karate kid, pee wee's big adventure, city of god,

music: flying lotus , jdilla , brazilian girls, daft punk, pink floyd, mos def, common, talib kweli, duran duran, lupe fiasco, saul williams (he counts!), kanye, jay-z, nas, tyler the creator, 2pac, big, the doors, royksopp, afrobeta, red hot chili peppers (with frusciante on guitar, josh is cool tho. navarro sucks.), madlib, leslie feist, regina spektor, nina simone, astrud gilberto, billie holiday, amy winehouse, james brown, carmen mcrae, cibo matto, morcheeba, thievery corporation, rjd2, dj shadow

grub: all-american food like sushi tacos deep-dish pizza and chinese take-out.... kidding. i'm trying to eat healthy because the american diet is fucked up. sushi is amazing though. i'll do that all dayyyy

Paint that isn't from before 1970 (lead-free), tabbed browsing on Firefox, wasabi, Mr. Ed reruns, Cobra-kai Karate, and Oprah.

Why religious and family groups spend so much money on abstinence-only sex education when a world of warcraft account is $15/month better results guaranteed. The phallic nature of Tetris. What they taught us in 9th grade health class. And what Mr. Miyagi taught me.

getting drunk off shoplifted listerine and nail polish with mel gibson while discussing politics.

that i have an okcupid profile

you're experiencing an erection that has lasted longer than 4 hours.