Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I imported the following interestes from Facebook back when
Facebook allowed "interests" instead of "pages", so take them with
a grain of salt:
I like robots from the future, post-modernism, enchanted forests,
homeopathic medicine/plant salves, time traveling werewolves and
ghosts, space mermaids, cetacea, cactaceae, the unleashing of
ancient evils, mummies, and cyborgs.
That was about four years ago, and as is often the case, my
interests haven't much changed. The only thing I might add is that
as I've aged I've developed a fondness for inanimate objects with
big eyes. Is it wrong that as I get older I just want everything to
be cute? I was clearly a Japanese girl with a grotesquely
charm-laden cellphone in a past life (UPDATE: an internet quiz told
me I was a Japanese fisherman in a past life, perhaps with a
charm-laden boat or fishing rod).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm waiting tables and working intermittently on a screenplay, a
novel, and an EP of rap songs. But if you run into my parents I'm
"applying to grad school."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, shopping on ebay, Erotic Photohunt, and
Jumble--the Scrambled Word game.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I talk a good deal with my hands, so I've heard that people notice
my flailing limbs from a distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I just read all five books of the Parasol Protectorate, a
steampunk paranormal romance series, and "Hawaiian Legends of
Volcanoes," in which demigoddess Pele hits on sexy young chieftans
as an old woman and then gets mad that they won't bone her and
immolates them. I would BS and be like "Murakami and Kundera and
Franzen and Egan" but the truth is so much more interesting.
Movies: Romy and Michele's High School Renunion, Connie and Carla,
Muriel's Wedding, Serial Mom, Troop Beverly Hills, all Hayao
Miyazaki, Paul Verhoeven.
TV Shows: Adventure Time, Any Real Housewives, Mob Wives, Law &
Order: SVU, Murder She Wrote
Music: Bjork, Sonic Youth, Tori Amos, Erykah Badu, Sufjan Stevens,
Food: My favorite cuisine is PAN-ASIAN, but I eat most things
except tomatoes, which I tolerate, and CUCUMBERS which I LOATHE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm just going to list the six things I always check for before I
leave the house. Fair enough, right?
5. Lip Balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of global Capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work or (if not at work) down for whatever. But mostly at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I made a rap album, but only so I could record a hip-hop cover of
my favorite showtune, "The Ladies Who Lunch" from Company. It's
called "Stick 'em Up, Dick 'em Up" and you can look for it on
You should message me if
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After suffering through my profile you think that you might want to
go on a date with me.
You have a sense of humor and if you appreciate whimsy. Whimsy is
seriously underrated these days.
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