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chris5812

26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I escaped from California to New York and am still adjusting. I get outdoors as much as I can - hiking, running, anything. I love checking out music shows with bands I've never heard of. I plan to visit at least two new cities and one new country every year. I'm never serious if I can avoid it. I have delusions of grandeur, but maybe it will all come true.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a law firm in New York. Been back and forth between New York and California the last few years, but for now, I'm here to stay.
I’m really good at
Saying things that sound like they make sense, pretending to dance, getting lost on purpose (and otherwise), charging valiantly through awkward moments
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile big, talk fast, laugh hard, shine them blues
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, The Name of the Wind, anything by Neal Stephenson, Haruki Murakami, or Brandon Sanderson

Music: Imagine Dragons, The XX, Band of Skulls, Spoon... anything indie rock. Also Kanye, Cudi, Lupe

Movies: The Departed, Zombieland, Death to Smoochie, Zoolander, The Dark Knight, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, anything Arnold

Food: Yes
The six things I could never do without
Pizza
Pot stickers
Live music
Traveling
Drinks
Something New
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going on my next vacation, what New York has to offer this weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
At a concert, or at a bar with friends because no one else wanted to go to that technopopfunkpolka show I read about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Half of my vocabulary comes from Calvin and Hobbes.

I was at a bar recently and someone told me Matt Smith was just there, but I missed him. I was sad. If it had been David Tennant, I might have cried.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously, tend to laugh at terrible jokes, and are willing to try something new.

You don't have to be a secret nerd, but if you have a healthy comic book collection, I might marry you.