Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am honest, loyal, and awesome.
Hate me for who I am,
Don't love me for someone I'm not.
I'm also considering giving up on this site. Not really sure yet
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working my life away for the Government.
I’m really good at
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Listening. Shooting pool. Being plain awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my freckles, then my eyes. I have odd colored eyes. I tend
to speak my mind, which can get me in trouble sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Cabin in the Woods
Green Street Hooligans
The Boondock Saints
Saving Private Ryan
Behind Enemy Lines
From Dusk til Dawn
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars Episodes 2-6
The Rum Diaries
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
The Longest Yard
Brooks and Dunn
Little Big Town
Zac Brown Band
Any swing era music
Big Band music
Anything really spicy. I like foods that have a lot of flavor.
Mexican is delicious, along with Italian. I try to eat healthy, but
sometimes my taste for food gets the best of me.
I don't watch a ton of TV, however, HIMYM is up there. Big Bang
Theory, Stephen Hawkings: Into the Universe is pretty good. The
classics are always good to watch. Seinfeld, early Simpsons, any
reruns of 90's sitcoms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
5 o' clock.
How people seem to do nothing but bullshit about what they really
want. It feels like a double standard sometimes, guys get
criticized for being jerks and assholes for being liars; yet those
same people have no problem lying and see no fault in it. I'll
never understand that.
I also get kind of annoyed in how it's ok for women to have a list
of physical qualities for a man to meet, but if a man wants certain
physical qualities, he becomes a shallow pig who needs to accept a
woman for who she is. Cut the bullshit and double standards.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing from a long stressful week. I work ten hour days so I
value my time off. Possibly going out if something comes up. I
never really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate self centered, conceited people. Judging people needs to
stay in high school. I don't care how attractive you are, if you
treat other people like shit because they weren't as lucky as you
when it comes to looks, then you aren't worth the time of day. Im
not the best looking person, but I can recognize a piece of shit
with a terrible attitude and an even worse personality. If you fall
into the piece of shit category, please refrain from wasting my
I listen to radio crime dramas from the 30s and 40s on my Droid
You should message me if
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I have intrigued you. You can hold a conversation. You are not a
hipster, stuck up asshole. You can deal with my nerdy, technology
based interests. You want to meet someone genuine and drama
Also, you aren't super judgmental. I read through peoples profiles,
and it seems like they have a laundry list of requirements, almost
like for someone to message them they should prepare for an
interview. That's kind of lame.
You think we would get along.
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