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chrisAFguy

29 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am honest, loyal, and awesome.

Hate me for who I am,
Don't love me for someone I'm not.

I'm also considering giving up on this site. Not really sure yet though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working my life away for the Government.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Shooting pool. Being plain awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my freckles, then my eyes. I have odd colored eyes. I tend to speak my mind, which can get me in trouble sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:
Session 9
Donnie Darko
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Thing
Cabin in the Woods
Cabin Fever
Green Street Hooligans
The Boondock Saints
Saving Private Ryan
Blackhawk Down
Behind Enemy Lines
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
From Dusk til Dawn
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars Episodes 2-6
The Rum Diaries
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Moneyball
The Longest Yard

Music:
Montgomery Gentry
Toby Keith
Brooks and Dunn
Alan Jackson
Brad Paisley
Carrie Underwood
Michael Buble
Johnny Cash
Elvis Presley
Josh Turner
Little Big Town
Dierks Bentley
Luke Bryan
Zac Brown Band
Jason Aldean
Blake Shelton
Any swing era music
Big Band music

Food:
Anything really spicy. I like foods that have a lot of flavor. Mexican is delicious, along with Italian. I try to eat healthy, but sometimes my taste for food gets the best of me.

Shows:
I don't watch a ton of TV, however, HIMYM is up there. Big Bang Theory, Stephen Hawkings: Into the Universe is pretty good. The classics are always good to watch. Seinfeld, early Simpsons, any reruns of 90's sitcoms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
My Phone
My Job
The weekend
Evolving Technology
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
5 o' clock.

How people seem to do nothing but bullshit about what they really want. It feels like a double standard sometimes, guys get criticized for being jerks and assholes for being liars; yet those same people have no problem lying and see no fault in it. I'll never understand that.

I also get kind of annoyed in how it's ok for women to have a list of physical qualities for a man to meet, but if a man wants certain physical qualities, he becomes a shallow pig who needs to accept a woman for who she is. Cut the bullshit and double standards.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing from a long stressful week. I work ten hour days so I value my time off. Possibly going out if something comes up. I never really have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im sick of feeling lonely.

I hate self centered, conceited people. Judging people needs to stay in high school. I don't care how attractive you are, if you treat other people like shit because they weren't as lucky as you when it comes to looks, then you aren't worth the time of day. Im not the best looking person, but I can recognize a piece of shit with a terrible attitude and an even worse personality. If you fall into the piece of shit category, please refrain from wasting my time.

I listen to radio crime dramas from the 30s and 40s on my Droid before bed.

I have also come to hate people who bash others because they can't ramble off 1,247 different bands in 5 minutes. Music snobs stay away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have intrigued you. You can hold a conversation. You are not a hipster, stuck up Apple person. You can deal with my nerdy, technology based interests. You want to meet someone genuine and drama free.

Also, you aren't super judgmental. I read through peoples profiles, and it seems like they have a laundry list of requirements, almost like for someone to message them they should prepare for an interview. That's kind of lame.

You think we would get along.