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chrisb0709

23 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My names Chris.
I'm pretty cool from what I hear.
I play guitar, Do a little magic, and I write my own comic book.
I'm pretty sarcastic.
I love/play/watch Hockey, Football, Baseball, Kickball, Volleyball,
Punk music, Alkaline trio is my favorite band.
Animal lover. I don't have kids but I have a dog named Dexter who is half pit bull, half lab, all dog and amateur ghost hunter...I think.
If peta weren't a bunch if jerks and i didn't know the importance of animal testing i would be a member.
Life goal is to go to rwanda and see the silver back gorillas in their natural habitat. there's only around 400 left in the wild.
rest in piece western black rhino. They recently went extinct if you haven't heard. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
What I’m doing with my life
I just left my job being an assistant manager at a cricket store because selling burners to drug dealers was getting old so I Just started a new job at Eide's downtown. It's a really big and really awesome comic book store which can potentially help getting my comic book published. also spoiling my liver with plenty amounts of alcohol until I become old enough to start wishing I was younger.
I’m really good at
Being nice.
Finishing last.
Making people laugh.
Spelling.
Doing dishes.
Walking.
Blowing paychecks.
Goalie.
Dressing myself.
Guitar.
Battleship. (undefeated since 2004)
Breathing through my nose.
Disappearing silk scarf magic tricks.
Going on adventures.
Super Mario bros 3.
Drinking.
Flip cup.
Family feud.
Dancing terribly.
Working hung over.
Jeopardy. (I get mad daily doubles all day son!)
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm tall I'm only 6'3 so I don't know why everyone in the Northside thinks I'm a giant
Also in the last six months four different women said I looked like Ed Sheeran. the first time I was told I responded by saying "who the fuck is Ed Sheeran?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are:
catcher in the rye
slaughter house V
darkly dreaming dexter
house of leaves
1984
rebel without a crew
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
world war Z
choke
A whole bunch of comic books
Incognito
The Umbrella Academy
Chew
Planetary
Preacher

Movies?
Reservoir dogs
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Toy Story
Space jam
Psycho
Friday the 13th part III
Ghostbusters
Creature from the black lagoon
Cannibal! the musical
Good burger

I usually only watch TV when I know something is on
South park.
Regular show
Adventure time
Dexter
The Sopranos
Spartacus
Weeds
Breaking bad
Walking dead
Arrow
Jeopardy
Aqua Teens
Parks and recreation

I love punk music
Alkaline trio
Brand new
Alexisonfire
The Lawrence arms
NOFX
At the drive-in
Gallows
Hot water music
The Misfits
I generally do like all music except modern country although tailgating their concerts are incredible. did you go to Kenny Chesney? awesome time.

Food.
Mexican
Mad mex.
breakfast cereal....any and every breakfast cereal
I'll eat anything really
I've been training to go on fear factor since I was 12.
I would be a vegetarian if meat wasn't so damn delicious
The six things I could never do without
Water
Alcohol
Google
Music
The sun
And alcohol again I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how much its going to suck to be dead one day and that there will probably be a whole lot of awesome movies I'll never see
also if there is a heaven and a hell which one i'll go to.
I would like to think heaven since i'm not a bad person but if it's super strict and Christian like I'd rather be in hell.
Hell would probably have better parties.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually out with the guys or doing something. I hate staying in on the weekends. My wallet likes it, but not me. Although in the winter I hibernate but when it's the summer I'm always out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well i have an online dating profile (shocker)
I like ke$ha's music (I'm not proud of it)
I'm a retired Pokemon master
I slipped on a banana peel once
I was 5 when I found my first porno magazine and was shocked and confused seeing pubic hair for the first time
When I'm done reading it I leave comic books in public places sometimes so other people will find them.
99 times out of 100 I wont turn down a dare.

Also on my 21st birthday I was so drunk that I fell down a flight of stairs and threw up...at the same time
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a terrific sense of humor.
A good moral compass.
Know how to have fun without staring at your phone all night
if you have a saucy dare