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24 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My names Chris.
From what I'm told I'm kinda cool, usually funny, and very chivalrous.
The last part I know is fact. I was raised by a single mother in an Irish Catholic household and brought up to treat women like gold.
Basically I'm that nice guy who keeps finishing last you hear so much about.
I play guitar, Do a little magic, and I write my own comic book.
I'm really a comic book nerd but without the negative social stigmas that go along with it. For example, I bathe regularly, eat relatively healthy, know how to interact properly with other human beings, and will NOT instantly hate you if you do not know some obscure fact about Batman or some shit.
Love hockey and football and watching the same episode of sports center four times in a row in the morning. I think its a guy thing.
Punk music, Alkaline trio is my favorite band.
Animal lover. I don't have kids but I have a dog who's like a nephew named Dexter who is half pit bull, half lab, all dog, and amateur ghost hunter...I think.
If peta weren't a bunch of hypocritical jerks and i didn't know the importance of animal testing i would be a member, but I do donate to the wwf. Helping endangered animals and getting tax right offs? Its a win win!
Life goal is to go to rwanda and see the western lowland silver back gorillas in their natural habitat. there's only around 400 left in the wild!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, adventuring, and doing my best to find Hunter S. Thompson's American dream. Working lame customer service jobs and blowing paychecks. spoiling my liver with plenty amounts of alcohol until I become old enough to start wishing I was younger.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oil changes.
Basic math.
Making people laugh.
Doing dishes.
Straight whiskey shots.
Spending paychecks.
Goal tending. (In hockey)
Dressing myself.
Battleship. (undefeated since 2004)
Breathing through my nose.
Going on adventures.
Super Mario bros 3.
Flip cup.
Family feud.
Jeopardy. (I get mad daily doubles all day son!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm sorta tall (6'3)
Or my hair and that people can't decide if its red or blonde. There have been many heated debates about it. (I wish I was joking about that.)
In the last six months four different women said I looked like Ed Sheeran. the first time I was told this I responded by saying "who the fuck is Ed Sheeran?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some of my favorite books are:
catcher in the rye, slaughter house V, darkly dreaming dexter, house of leaves, 1984, fear and loathing, rebel without a crew, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, world war Z, choke (anything palahniuk really), get in the van, A whole bunch of comic books,
Incognito, The Umbrella Academy, Chew, Planetary, Preacher, 100 bullets, DMZ, Manhattan projects

I've seen a bunch of films but the stand outs have to be Reservoir dogs, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Toy Story, Psycho, Ghostbusters, Creature from the black lagoon, the shining, Cannibal! the musical, Good burger, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, fight club, the warriors

TV shows?
Vice. I love it soooo much. South park, Regular show, Adventure time, Dexter, The Sopranos, Spartacus, Weeds, Breaking bad, Walking dead, Arrow, jeopardy, Aqua Teens, venture bros, pretty much everything on adult swim that is not the Japanese stuff. trailer park boys, arrested develepmont, Parks and recreation, the shield, anything on PBS.

I love punk music.
Alkaline trio, sunny day real estate, the clash, Brand new, Alexisonfire,
The Lawrence arms, NOFX, At the drive-in, Gallows, bad religion, Hot water music, The Misfits, the sounds, the get up kids, queens of the stone age,
I generally do like all music except modern country although tailgating their concerts are incredible. did you go to Kenny Chesney? awesome time.

Mexican, Mad mex, orange Gatorade,
breakfast cereal....any and every breakfast cereal, I'll eat anything really
I've been training to go on fear factor since I was 12.
I would be a vegetarian if meat wasn't so damn delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, vision, marvel films, ear buds, democracy, Google search
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how much its going to suck to be dead one day and that there will probably be a whole lot of awesome movies I'll never see
also if there is a heaven and a hell which one i'll go to.
I would like to think heaven since i'm not a bad person but if it's super strict and Christian like I'd rather be in hell.
Hell would probably have better parties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out with the guys or doing something. I hate staying in on the weekends. My wallet likes it, but not me. Although in the winter I hibernate but when it's the summer I'm always out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well i have an online dating profile (shocker)
I like ke$ha's music (I'm not proud of it)
I'm a retired Pokemon master
I slipped on a banana peel once
I was 5 when I found my first porno magazine and was shocked and confused seeing pubic hair for the first time
When I'm done reading it I leave comic books in public places sometimes so other people will find them.
99 times out of 100 I wont turn down a dare.

Also on my 21st birthday I was so drunk that I fell down a flight of stairs and threw the same time
You should message me if
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You have a good sense of humor.
A good moral compass.
Know how to have fun without staring at your phone all night.
If you've managed to read up to this part. Seriously my profiles like a short novel and if its kept your attention this long then don't be afraid to say hi.