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chriscoyne OkStaff

37 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
May 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm one of the founders of OkCupid. Also, since 2012 is the year of imposters:

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@malgorithms on twitter
@malgorithms on github
@malgorithms on reddit
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You can follow me on twitter, where I may make mysterious site announcements. More likely I'll announce programming and creative projects I work on over here at my desk: ** malgorithms **

Oh, also! I have a HUGE crush on that girl, Queen Latifah.

I want good things to happen to people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm happily married to the best girl who ever was. She comes first in my life, while I only come third in hers, behind her parents' puppy and whatever other dog is nearby.

Also, I helped create OkCupid with my friends and business partners Sam, Max, and Christian. I work a lot here. If you want to send me feedback, I'd love to hear from you. I'm slow in replying because my inbox is huge, but I'll read your note eventually.
I’m really good at
I don't know. I can't figure it all out tonight sir, I'm just gonna hang out with your daughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've decided to abridge...some recent items: bloody marys, especially from J's Oyster Bar in Portland, Maine, where I grew up. Iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Many, many books. I can't read non-fiction.

I buy books faster than I can read them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap in its own hand and threw it on my wife.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you're ok with my not replying for a couple weeks.