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chriscoyne OkStaff

32 / M / straight / Married

New York, New York

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 5" (1.95m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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I am stable, confident, and kinda soft.

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My Self-Summary

I hold many secrets. I know what "Radcliffy" means. I have a function that converts you and your profile into pennies, which I haven't used on you yet.

No power in the verse can stop me.

Oh, also! I have a HUGE crush on that girl, Queen Latifah.

I want good things to happen to people.

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What I’m doing with my life

I'm happily married to the best girl who ever was. She comes first in my life, while I only come third in hers, behind her parents' puppy and whatever other dog is nearby.

Also, I helped create OkCupid with my friends and business partners sammy and mnk77. I work a lot here. If you want to send me feedback, I'd love to hear from you. I'm slow in replying because my inbox is huge, but I'll read your note eventually.

I may not be single, but my brother skypilot is.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at selling anything, buying anything, or processing anything, as a career. I can sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought...or processed. Or *repair* anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I'm good at that.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I've decided to abridge...some recent items: bloody marys, especially from J's Oyster Bar in Portland, Maine, where I grew up. Iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Many, many books. I can't read non-fiction.

I buy books faster than I can read them.

The six things I could never do without

gadgets, fiction, iced coffee, creative projects, video games, and tests of will.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Making things. A good friend said recently there are two kinds of goodness: helping people and inventing things. And that helping people is only sort of a goodness, relatively. That inventing things is the greater good.

If you want to talk to him about it, he's on here as jollymurmur.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap in its own hand and threw it on my wife.

You should message me if

If you're ok with my not replying for a couple weeks.

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