Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I hold many secrets. I know what "Radcliffy" means. I have a function that converts you and your profile into pennies, which I haven't used on you yet.

No power in the verse can stop me.

Oh, also! I have a HUGE crush on that girl, Queen Latifah.

I want good things to happen to people.

I co-authored the OkCupid Dating Persona Test, and I think the results are pretty accurate. Except for people who score the Priss. For them it's super accurate.

I'm on twitter and I might just let OkCupid secrets out there: malgorithms

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm happily married to the best girl who ever was. Also, I helped create OkCupid with my friends and business partners sammy and mnk77. I work a lot here. If you want to send me feedback, I'd love to hear from you. I'm slow in replying because my inbox is huge, but I'll read your note eventually...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I've decided to abridge...some recent items: bloody marys, especially from J's Oyster Bar in Portland, Maine, where I grew up. Iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Many, many books. I can't read non-fiction.

I buy books faster than I can read them.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

gadgets, fiction, iced coffee, hot sauce, video games, and tests of will.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

At age 13 I had to take "home economics" and I put soap in my cinnamon buns and passed them out, giving some students explosive diarrhea. I was kicked out of the class for the rest of the year.

Sorry, everyone!

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