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chriscoyne OkStaff

38 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 22, 2013
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Space camp
Might want kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm one of the founders of OkCupid. Also, since 2012 is the year of imposters:

@malgorithms on twitter
@malgorithms on github
@malgorithms on reddit

You can follow me on twitter, where I may make mysterious site announcements. More likely I'll announce programming and creative projects I work on over here at my desk: ** malgorithms **

Oh, also! I have a HUGE crush on that girl, Queen Latifah.

I want good things to happen to people.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm happily married to the best girl who ever was. She comes first in my life, while I only come third in hers, behind her parents' puppy and whatever other dog is nearby.

Also, I helped create OkCupid with my friends and business partners Sam, Max, and Christian. I work a lot here. If you want to send me feedback, I'd love to hear from you. I'm slow in replying because my inbox is huge, but I'll read your note eventually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know. I can't figure it all out tonight sir, I'm just gonna hang out with your daughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've decided to abridge...some recent items: bloody marys, especially from J's Oyster Bar in Portland, Maine, where I grew up. Iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Many, many books. I can't read non-fiction.

I buy books faster than I can read them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Matching you up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap in its own hand and threw it on my wife.
You should message me if
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If you're ok with my not replying for a couple weeks.