34 Land O' Lakes, FL
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My self-summary
Oh profile.. how i wish i could write you in a way to attract that special someone. I'm sorry reader.. you likely clicked expecting something super cool to read. Instead you were stuck with this nonsense. Either that or you entered here with no expectations at all, for that i am truly sorry /hug

I'm a simple guy with a simple life. An introvert who enjoys small crowds, board games that doesn't involve trivia or sketching. Open world video games that do not revolve around massive yelling and constant pewpew to the face.

Love animals and enjoy the outdoors in shaded peaceful areas.

Originally from Long Island, NY. Moved to Florida in 2006.
Certainly would love to move a little further north. I really miss the changing of the seasons. Also, Florida is a and there's squirrels living in palm trees. THAT'S JUST SILLY!


My favorite color is green.. although I have a strange affection towards Salmon. .. not the color.. nor the fish.. just.. mostly the word Salmon. It's just a coincidence it is both a color and fish.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
things? things count.. i am good at doing the unexpected in a very predictable behavior that keeps you guessing yet continues to fall in line with everything else that happens to present itself in a way that completely blows your mind in the most subtle and expected manner.
The first things people usually notice about me
my nose? no.. my eyes.. or my head.. if i'm far away you will probably see my body before my nose.. although my nose will most likely follow second.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Oh to list them all would be nuts. All genre of music has it's high points in awesomeness. However, I generally lean towards rock.

Movies - Same thing for movies, as above. There are way too many good types. Comedy though, everyone could use a good laugh.

Books - Sadly I haven't read many books in the past. Recently a kindle fire worked it's way into my hands and I've been reading much more. I went through A song of ice and fire books with the swiftness. If you have any suggestions, I'll add them to the list!

Not a fan of spicy hot foods, they scare my buds!

replying to a question with a question? absolutely
The six things I could never do without
1. Some form of conversation. Even if it's mumbling to myself (Yay inner friends)
2. My eyes. There are plenty of wonderful things to see in the world. Even if I don't get to see the most beautiful sight there is, I still wish to see what I do.
3. Something to drink. Being parched sucks
4. My memories.
5. The items I hold onto that jump start my memories. I am afraid to lose hold on that part of my mind and forget .... everything.
6. Air..a good inhale of some nice brisk air certainly keeps me going.

Yes, I numbered them. As well listed Air.. how common?
I spend a lot of time thinking about past. Hate you past. Stop following me!

tons of what if thoughts..

hindsight you dastardly fiend.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I uh...Still use my fingers to count. Don't judge!
You should message me if
What a silly way to go about this section,
"You should message me if"

"IF you're bored? want to know more about me? care to share some twizzlers? I didn't scare you off?"

or wish to give me a hug; I’d love a hug! Feel free to send a message!

I'll leave it at this,
We're all a little odd in the head. We all have problems, We all have a past. Call it whatever you will. Thus is life. Hi, my name is Chris. You are?