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33 Land O' Lakes, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Generally awkward at best. Have tattoos, no piercings.
I'm a pretty open minded, closed person..conflict with myself and do whatever.
I have a horrible memory, which gets me in trouble.
A person who enjoys small crowds. Drinking is very rare, if I do it's just one cup.
Silent reading, video games, riding a bicycle, sitting in a parking lot staring at the sky or passerby could all be forms of fun.
Not into watching sports, although I wouldn't mind throwing a ball or frisbee back and forth.
Don't drink coffee, much prefer tea.
Like the beach and outdoors but usually in shaded peaceful areas.
Enjoy animals, have worked in pet stores.
A dog person who owns a which I'm allergic to(Yay allergies).
I have an electric guitar+amp and have no idea how to play it.
Enjoy plants, yet lack a green thumb.

Originally from Long Island, NY. Moved to Florida in 2006.
Certainly would love to move a little further north. I really miss the changing of the seasons. Also, Florida is a and there's squirrels living in palm trees. THAT'S JUST SILLY!


My favorite color is green.. although I have a strange affection towards Salmon. .. not the color.. nor the fish.. just.. mostly the word Salmon. It's just a coincidence it is both a color and fish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
things? things count.. i am good at doing the unexpected in a very predictable behavior that keeps you guessing yet continues to fall in line with everything else that happens to present itself in a way that completely blows your mind in the most subtle and expected manner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my nose? no.. my eyes.. or my head.. if i'm far away you will probably see my body before my nose.. although my nose will most likely follow second.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - Oh to list them all would be nuts. All genre of music has it's high points in awesomeness. However, I generally lean towards rock.

Movies - Same thing for movies, as above. There are way too many good types. Comedy though, everyone could use a good laugh.

Books - Sadly I haven't read many books in the past. Recently a kindle fire worked it's way into my hands and I've been reading much more. I went through A song of ice and fire books with the swiftness. If you have any suggestions, I'll add them to the list!

Not a fan of spicy hot foods, they scare my buds!

replying to a question with a question? absolutely
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Some form of conversation. Even if it's mumbling to myself (Yay inner friends)
2. My eyes. There are plenty of wonderful things to see in the world. Even if I don't get to see the most beautiful sight there is, I still wish to see what I do.
3. Something to drink. Being parched sucks
4. My memories.
5. The items I hold onto that jump start my memories. I am afraid to lose hold on that part of my mind and forget .... everything.
6. Air..a good inhale of some nice brisk air certainly keeps me going.

Yes, I numbered them. As well listed Air.. how common?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. past. Hate you past. Stop following me!

tons of what if thoughts..

hindsight you dastardly fiend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I uh...Still use my fingers to count. Don't judge!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What a silly way to go about this section,
"You should message me if"

"IF you're bored? want to know more about me? care to share some twizzlers? I didn't scare you off?"

or wish to give me a hug; I’d love a hug! Feel free to send a message!

I'll leave it at this,
We're all a little odd in the head. We all have problems, We all have a past. Call it whatever you will. Thus is life. Hi, my name is Chris. You are?