When I was 6 my mom said 'the last one to put on their seat-belt is a rotten egg' but mine was already on. I'm still laughing about it.
I get "you're always smiling!" a lot.
When I drive I practice saying the alphabet backwards because that shit's tricky even when you're not drunk.
After I saw the newest Les Miserables, I listened to the Original London Cast Recording for about two weeks straight. I now know all the words and will not hesitate to sing them loud.
♪♪♫ "BUT MY FRIEND YOU LEFT SO EARLY! SOMETHING SURELY SLIPPED YOUR MIND! YOU FORGOT I GAVE THESE ALSO!! WOULD YOU LEAVE THE BEST BEHIND?!?! SO MONSIEUR YOU MAY RELEASE HIM, FOR THIS MAN HAS SPOKEN TRUE!!! I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR DUTY AND GOD'S BLESSING GO WITH YOU!!!!! AND REMEMBER THIS MY BROTHER, SEE IN THIS SOME HIGHER PLAN! YOU MUST USE THIS PRECIOUS SILVER, TO BECOME AN HONEST MAN!!! BY THE WITNESS OF THE MARTYRS, BY THE PASSION AND THE BLOOD, GOD HAS RAISED YOU OUT OF DARKNESS, I HAVE BOUGHT YOUR SOUL FOR GOD!!!!!!" "♪♫