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chrismwv

28 M Huntington, WV

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Chris. My life is dope and I do dope shit.
What I’m doing with my life
I make some money Ebaying from time to time. I DJ house parties and play lots of music for people to dance to that probably came from the mid 90s. I am quite active politically, especially when it comes to women's/reproductive rights. I legitimately love West Virginia and plan to spend my entire life here trying to make it the best it can possibly be. I am in an open relationship with jesshwv which is pretty alright. I also take care of a beautiful black/white cat who happens to have dwarfism.
I’m really good at
Crate digging, pontificating, being diabetic, and sleeping too late.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I am dressed like I am from 1978 and that I am always at places where people who dress like they are from 1978 shouldn't be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: The Winter of Our Discontent (John Steinbeck), the Corrections (Jonathan Franzen), the Abortion (Richard Braughtigan), Understanding Media (Marshall Mcluhan), Lolita (Vladimir Nabakov), is 5 (e.e cummings), Dubliners (James Joyce), and Wise Blood (Flannery O'Connor). I read a lot of those big books you used to have to read in school but hated. I eat up a lot of film criticism, sociology texts, and political bullshit also.

Favorite Movies: Stardust Memories (Woody Allen), Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese), Robo Vampire (Godfrey Ho), Contempt (Jean Luc Godard), Videodrome (David Cronenberg), the Guy From Harlem (Rene Martinez Jr.), Possesion (Andrzej Zulawski), and Female Trouble (John Waters). I have a massive appreciation for art films as well as complete trash. The French New Wave and Italian Exploitation are my two favorite genres.

Favorite Television: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Portlandia, Squidbillies, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, TV Carnage, Community, and the Daily Show. I'm slowly recovering from being that jerk who says they don't watch TV.

Favorite Music: The Beach Boys, Starflyer 59, Kanye West, Rick James, Destroyer, Kevin Drew, Phil Ochs, and Bela Bartok. This plays a massive part in my life, mainly due to my ever-growing record collection.

Favorite Foods: Bacon, chicken, cheese, lemon poppyseed muffins, mashed potatoes, popsicles, spinach, and waffles. I like to eat a lot.
The six things I could never do without
1) Vinyl.
2) Knowing nice people.
3) Thrift shops.
4) Non filter cigarettes.
5) Sweater vests.
6) Winter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Record shopping, socialism, and boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
listening to loud bands, drinking, and other various activities that will probably give me a headache the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first time I heard In the Air Tonight on vinyl and the drums kicked in, I cried.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
I seem like a reasonably enjoyable person.