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chrismyboss

59 M Moreno Valley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Basque, German (Poorly), Latin, Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ADORE(!) a woman with a zest for life and the ability to walk their talk. I am interested in meeting a woman I can have fun with, hang out with, make fun of... kidding! (OK~kind of). Hopefully become best friends... I think a strong friendship is important for a lasting relationship. Someone I can’t wait to see and who I call just to hear her voice.

I like to live every day as if is a gift, to love deeply and honestly, to lighten someone's burdens, to linger at a sunset, to lead volunteers in a community project, to lovingly stroke a pet's back or caress a loved one's cheek, to lean on others once in a while, to do the dishes (Ha! Just kidding!), to leave any place I have been in better shape than when I came in, to lumeinate someone's face through an unexpected gift or service, to look at the other person honestly and know that there are times when the other person is in the wrong and it does not matter, to limit things in all of our lives that negatively affects us, to link up with family and/or friends on a consistent basis, to listen actively, to long for a closer relationship with God, and . . . to lasso all our hearts in friendship.

A good match for me would be someone that is open and ready for forever. Starting with fun times ... short notice getaways and the finer things in life. Take the chance on me. Let's see if the slipper fits.

Turn on's: No it it's not just sex. ;) I love a woman who is affectionate, because I am. I love to hold hands, cuddle, hug and run my fingers through her hair before we go to sleep. I would love to feel her warmth and breath while we sleep and best of all wake up with you in my arms in the morning.
I love long, slow, soft, wet kisses that last 3 days.

Turn offs: mean, nasty, rude and unappreciative people. example when I put a rose and note on the visor of your car saying thinking about you hope you have a great day, I would at least like to know that you got it or sneak a diamond bracelet in a card into your purse for a 1 yr anniversary and the only response 1 day later was it's too loose. Maybe I just ask to much?.

YOU MUST BE FIT I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP UP AS I AM VERY ACTIVE.

My Bedtime Prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's not a creep.
One who's cute, smart and nice
One who thinks before she speaks.
When she promises to call, she doesn't wait 2 weeks.

I pray that she is gainfully employed,
Won't lose her cool when she's annoyed.
Oh! Send me a woman who will make love to my mind.
Knows not to ask "How fat is my behind"

I pray that this woman will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send her before it's too late.

Amen

Thanks for looking at my profile.

First Date
Lets keep it simple.... a meet and greet then on to our first date....
Sky's the limit for us.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to the fullest
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend, good listener, affectionate and a romanticist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My happy attitude and sense of Humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Illusions By Richard Bach. and The tau of Poo, it's amazing how people fit one of those characters
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends
Affection.... Hugs, Kisses and Love
Happiness and a positive mental attitude, LAUGHTER
Physical exercise and the exercising of my soul. ie. do someone a good turn and not be found out. Do at least 2 things I don't want to just for the exercise of willpower, etc.
A Higher Power
OH ya, food and water of course
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can make every second above ground count.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not on here.
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