Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few hundred years from now, archaeologists will probably uncover
this profile saved onto a long-buried hard drive somewhere. It will
be a monumental find, as it will offer the world's citizens a
long-awaited glimpse into my life. Sort of like a space-age King
My name is Chris, and I'm just your typical friendly neighborhood
spider-killer. You can read about me below, or just talk to me. Or
make educated assumptions based on my photos.
I try to approach life with the ultimate balance of thinking ahead
and living in the moment.
See you around, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, I play hockey, and I go on adventures! My friends/roomates
and I are all into filmmaking; we are currently working on several
My great passion right now is travelling the world. I've been
around a bit, and I want to see the rest. Australia, Scandanavia,
South America, Antarctica, etc... I just need a travel buddy! If
you have travelling on your profile, I will probably message you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at: hockey, baking, writing, driving, games, thinking,
planning, cleaning, analyzing, helping, napping, joking, wii
boxing, scrabble, and shooting, among other things.
I am poor at, but trying to improve at: dancing, jump rope, not
being sarcastic, woodworking, air hockey, sewing, and drinking
tequila, among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt. Definitely my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too much to list, so I will just go with the last three of each
that I have partaken in. There is obviously loads more in each
category that I enjoy.
Books: The APA rulebook, A Song of Ice and Fire, Calvin and Hobbes
and the Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow
Movies: Her, Parker, Ride Along
Shows: Brooklyn 99, American Horror Story, Always Sunny
Music: Weezer, The Beatles, Metric
Food: Clementines, ham, and a bagel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some kind of transportation that isn't the bus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling. The places i've been, and what uncharted ones might be
like. Also muffins. And pie. And how much I hate parody YouTube
videos that use a still from the original as their thumbnail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a movie with friends, maybe playing hockey, or otherwise out
having fun somewhere. Occasionally a night in here and there
doesn't hurt either, especially since my house has basically
everything a small bar has.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a little kid, I used to watch Peter Pan almost every
day, and always cried when Nana the dog got stuck on the leash and
couldn't go to Never-Never Land...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to trade baking recipes.
You think you can beat me at scrabble.
You want to talk travel.
You want to learn to ice skate.
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