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26 Newport Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:50am
Middle Eastern
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Christopher.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a second year law student while finishing my certificate in Demography and Social Analysis at U.C. Irvine, and hopefully a Ph.D. candidate in sociology in the coming months.

Other than that, I work full time in a high demand law firm. However, on my down time, I like going out to restaurants, trying new wines, watching movies, netflix marathons, and doing normal things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know a lot about diamonds, history, and antiquities. Also, I am very good at analyzing fashion with regards to theoretical frameworks of Karl Marx, Maxwell Weber, and Thorstein Veblen.

I know computers and social media like the back of my hand. And I like to be masochistic to myself and teaching myself HTML5 and CSS3.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyelashes, and my eccentricity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- The Scream Series
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
- The Fountain
- American Psycho
- Requiem For A Dream
- Death Becomes Her
- Serial Mom
- She-Devil
- Whatever Happened to Baby Jane


- Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
- Weeds
- Six Feet Under
- Angel
- Informative Murder Porn
- South Park
- Arrested Development
- American Horror Story
- Revenge
- 30 Rock
- Archer
- Veronica Mars
- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- American Dad
- The Law & Order franchise


- Arabian Nights
- The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
- Animal Farm by George Orwell
- Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
- Candide by Voltaire
- Das Capital by Karl Marx
- Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
- Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
- Lord of the Flies by William Golding
- Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
- Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
- Social Contract by Jean Jacques Rousseau
- Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
- The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
- James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
- General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud
- Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

I love all kinds of music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I cannot do without my family and friends, my crazy imagination, steampunk culture, traveling, and music!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Watches, history, theories, policy, fun stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually hanging out at home watching tv, running errands, or hanging with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you were to purchase me an original Mondrian, I would marry you the next day.

I love all forms of art.
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