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chrissypiss

22 M Wetumpka, AL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm christopher and I eat your trite bullshit for breakfast.

I will say yes to any opportunity that presents itself to me. I like ghost hunting and being outdoors in general but being inside is cool too.

Steam: chrissypiss
add me okay
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as a nurse at a clinic(no blood and guts, mostly toenail removals). I am attending school for computer science/IT to hopefully become some sort of wizard who works in the basement of companies and programs robots to be really condescending.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can clap really loud. I can blow smoke rings, but I only smoke when I drink. I can fix almost any type of electronics you throw at me.

I'm pretty fucking GREAT at dota.
(lel jk my mmr is 1790)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd have to say my hair due to the fact I'm in the military and it's always borderline out of regulations. My eyes look like a icestorm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Of Dice and Men, Bossypants, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit, Fast and Slow Thinking, anything Michio Kaku publishes, Tom Robbins, and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies: Wristcutters, all Wes Anderson, Quenten Tarantino, and Miyazaki films, Office Space, Enter the Dragon, Wayne's World, and Superstar. Pretty much anything visually distinctive.

Shows: Trailer Park Boys (nah im sayin'?), The Office, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Bob's Burgers, Archer and Portlandia. Oh, also, if you don't like anime, you don't like ani(me).

Music: YACHT, Janelle Monae, Little Dragon, Born Ruffians, Le1f, Of Montreal, The Drums, Architectue In Helsinki, Man or Astro Man, and Gogol Bordello.

Food: I eat sushi like it's my fucking job.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
52 - Inside joke with my father but remember, everything is 52.

Flash drive - Always being begged to fix computers, always prepared.

Four leaf clover - short story for this one.

Late night conversation with my mom while watching infomercials. "mom we need cake pops"

DotA 2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much we will progress in technology while I'm still alive. Or why isn't everyone dead yet. A lot of philosophy too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling dice on a tabletop while wearing my cloak of elvenkind. Getting lost in the woods with my friends. Not remembering my name.
and being SO cute.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time at a deerhunter/black lips show I snuck backstage with them and they were sniffing something from a bottle and passing it around but I didn't get a whiff because I didn't want to become Joe Bradley's lifeless slave.

I get my eyebrows done biweekly.
You should message me if
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You aren't a secret ancient lizard person OK?

You like meteor showers.

You're interesting.

You aren't a smelly snake.

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY DOTA 2!