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30 San Clemente, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 4:39am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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im still getting used to be back in the dating game, i prefer to rate people on the star rating thing they have on this site. if i dont message you but i viewed your page i probably rated you highly in hopes of getting one of those "you both rated each other highly" messages to save me the trouble of messaging people who wont message me back.

HELLO! good news, im not going to put anything else in caps. so why am i here and whats up with me? im looking for people to do shit with. i used to be pretty awesome at pretty much everything and then something happened and now not so much. but i feel like i have a come back if i just had someone cool to hang out with.

warning! i dont smoke ( anything) or drink. buzzkill? maybe. designated driver? always. still think im lame? i thought not.

example of stuff i like to do, shooting guns. dont have one? well i do and i want to share them. ill even bring the bullets. games. you name it i play it. unless you want me to spell, i cant do it. gave up a while ago so if thats a problem then ill see you later. im smart in other ways that dont involve memorizing how to spell every word ever. plus you dont have to spell to be an awesome bowler! yeah thats right i bowled a 180 something a couple weeks ago. think you can beat me? well lets go out and see what you got, ill even buy you a soft pretzel.

why do i need you to be awesome? i recently tried to hike an 80 mile trail thru the mountains by myself. if you like dieing alone in the woods with ass chafing then your a better man than me. i did make it 25 miles before i came running out pulling spiders off my face before i came home so yeah...

any other questions? just ask
I’m really good at
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games! almost any game that doesnt involve spelling, i play them all by the way, even the really dorky ones with dice that have more than 6 sides.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the ghost white paleness of my skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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no favorites really. i enjoy end of the world movies, and thinker movies/documentaries. i do have a favorite author, daniel quinn.

if you like these bands we will probably get along swimmingly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i feel like filling this out honestly is a jinx that might cause me to lose said things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home alone, re-watching movies on netflix.
You should message me if
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what im looking for in order of short to long term goals:
-someone to do something with (drinking not being the main focus but if you want to drink thats fine)
-someone to exchange meaningless texts with during the day for no reason other than to just say hello or because you took a cool picture of a dead bird or large insect.
-someone to have a family with one day when im a real adult or can impersonate one convincingly.
-someone to grow old with.

also, if you or someone you know is running a D&D game i would love to find a new group to play with.