HELLO! good news, im not going to put anything else in caps. so why am i here and whats up with me? im looking for people to do shit with. i used to be pretty awesome at pretty much everything and then something happened and now not so much. but i feel like i have a come back if i just had someone cool to hang out with.
warning! i dont smoke ( anything) or drink. buzzkill? maybe. designated driver? always. still think im lame? i thought not.
example of stuff i like to do, shooting guns. dont have one? well i do and i want to share them. ill even bring the bullets. games. you name it i play it. unless you want me to spell, i cant do it. gave up a while ago so if thats a problem then ill see you later. im smart in other ways that dont involve memorizing how to spell every word ever. plus you dont have to spell to be an awesome bowler! yeah thats right i bowled a 180 something a couple weeks ago. think you can beat me? well lets go out and see what you got, ill even buy you a soft pretzel.
why do i need you to be awesome? i recently tried to hike an 80 mile trail thru the mountains by myself. if you like dieing alone in the woods with ass chafing then your a better man than me. i did make it 25 miles before i came running out pulling spiders off my face before i came home so yeah...
any other questions? just ask