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christianvandel

20 M Dracut, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Black, White
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
little bitch
What I’m doing with my life
it's my mission in life to spread the good word of Allah Jesus Muhamed Ali, Obama 2018, america is the only country and there should only be white people,
I’m really good at
poaching rhinos
The first things people usually notice about me
how big my dick is cause that's the only thing that matters in the entire world to me. also i get laid like every second of every day and you don't HAHA FUCKYOU faggot h8ter yolon
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
reading books is for loser nerds fucking fags go die, i'll beat you up in highschool ; prn is the best movie always, and tv too but reality is probs my fav caus dat how i roll. music sucks. i'll eat anything you put in a paper bag and hand me through a window into my car
The six things I could never do without
my big fucking gigantic enormous hard throbbing fat juicy load blowing COCK

boobs

tv

candy

video games (COD4LIFE )

pussy

baby's cunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything cause im so smart, duh retard head
On a typical Friday night I am
DRUNK AS FUCK BITCHEZ ON MY DICK PARTY 430 HEROIN YOLO COKE DRIFING I CAN FLY TOO FUCK YA
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time god made me crucify my dad . also i have like 20 kids, if you dont like condoms
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
if you found this mildly hilarious and/or ignorant as hell. this was all a lie.
if you would like to know who i actually am and have the patience to converse with me about our lives because that's like what you're supposed to do lol. ill respond go for it