People tell me I'm hilarious .. I'm a bit loud at times ..I like
dive bars ..cheap beer and whiskey .. And laughing is my favorite
thing in the world ..I love my cats ... I'm a Star Wars nerd .. And
I collect toys (not those toys ) .. Most people think I'm younger
than I am .. I refuse to grow up .. I might send you drunk texts ..
I might also not recall sending them .. Or why .. It's a crap shoot
.. But always amusing .. As am I .. I have lots of friends .. I
know people ..I like cats .. Like ALOT
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christinev77
36 / F / Straight / Single
Chicago, Illinois
Her Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 5:36pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
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- Religion
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
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- Job
- Other
- Income
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- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
I work in a barbershop .. I take pride in my profession .. And I
love it .. As far as the rest of my life goes .. Truthfully .. I
don't know .. A good friend of mine lost the love of her life to
cancer at age 24 .. It taught me a lot about the value of others in
your life .. And the importance of life in general .. At 35 I don't
know much more than that ..except I will never take another day for
granted ..and that's about as deep as I will get ..
I’m really good at
Mostly .. I am a fantastic hairstylist .. Can churn out the fades
with the best barbers I know .. .. Pomps .. razor .. you name it
..But im also good at A lot of other things ..can pick up just
about anything and do it well if I want to ..I paint ...sculpt
...refinish furniture ..cook (I've been perfecting my spaghetti
sauce recipe since birth )..bake ..sing( my Cher impression will
bring the house down ) ...crochet ...sew ...I know all kinds of
random trivia about movies/music .. Im sort of an encyclopedia
..I'm super awesome at being irresponsible ..and sometimes making
an ass out of myself ..
The first things people usually notice about me
I hear different things .. I got a great pair of legs .. I wear a
lot of bright clothing .. And animal print ... Large colorful
tattoos ... You might notice that I miss the occasional curb or
barstool .. I might be dancing or singing .. It really depends on
the evening .. But if you're in the vicinity .. You will most
likely notice me ..Which may or may not be a good thing ..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do read ...when it's slow at work ...Love Irvine welsh ...Kafka
...Thomas Hardy ...love a good story ....Movies are pretty much the
same Breakfast at Tiffany's ...Platoon ...Pretty in Pink ...Fight
Club ..Army of Darkness, Evil Dead ..Goodfellas ..Love Horror
movies and 80's flicks ..TV .. I'm a sucker for Gossip Girl (shut
up ).. Dr Who .. Walking Dead .. Breaking Bad .. Sons of Anarchy ..
I like anything with violence :)...As for music ..if it sucks it's
an insult to my ears ..I hate people who say "everything but
country ".. Old country/outlaw rules !! Depeche Mode is my all time
fav .. The Clash ,Slayer ,Dwarves, Hanoi Rocks ,Dead Boys , Black
Sabbath , Merle Haggard, Reverend Horton Heat , Necromantix ..I
have a soft spot for hair metal... Old school hip hop. And certain
pop music ...Love food and going out to eat.....could eat mexican
food every day and never complain ..
The six things I could never do without
My Family ...my cats ...my hands (two things )..music
...hairspray...damn ..only 6 ???..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When you delete stuff on your phone .. Where does it go ?.. How can
I go about getting a pet lion ?
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have a typical anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I try to send telepathic messages by closing my eyes real
tight ..I also believe that Prince (yes the purple one )is my
spirit animal .. He visits me in my dreams :)
I’m looking for
- Straight guys only
- Ages 27–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you don't want to ask me about your hair, where I work , or
anything about hair or shaving .. You don't say things like "love
the tats" or "ink " . And I don't want to buy pot .. Smoke pot ..
Nor do I have any idea where you can get it .. That is not a
fricken icebreaker .. You ass .... I am not full of myself .. But I
don't have a problem meeting men .. And I have plenty of friends ..
What I would really like is to meet someone who has anything real
to say .. Someone I can relate to on multiple levels .. That sounds
like a match.com commercial .. But it's the truth ..