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38 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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People tell me I'm hilarious .. I'm a bit loud at times ..I like dive bars beer and whiskey .. And laughing is my favorite thing in the world ..I love my cats ... I'm a Star Wars nerd .. And I collect toys (not those toys ) ..

Most people think I'm younger than I am .. I refuse to grow up .. I might send you drunk texts .. I might not remember them .. Or why .. Seriously .. I don't .. I know I'm not the only one .. So don't get butt hurt about it .

I don't ever lie .. use people .. or play games .. Sometimes my honesty gets me in trouble ... I like to have the last word . I am one of the rare people in this world who is %100 sure of who I am and who I want to be ..There is zero mystery about me ...that doesn't always work in my favor ...but I'm quite happy being the person I have worked very hard to be .My self confidence is through the roof .

I might be called crazy .. I am .. I embrace it .. You should too ..
What I’m doing with my life
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I do hair .. and I love it .. Basically just living ,working,playing .. And trying to not get caught up in a lot of bullshit. I strive to always stay positive and am rarely in a foul mood .

I like to go out and have some drinks on occasion .. Some times a lot .. However .. I wouldn't say it's very often .. Hangovers last too long these days to do it on the regular ..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at my job .. Cooking .. Singing .. Painting .. Lalala.. I'm super awesome at making an ass out of myself ..
The first things people usually notice about me
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I got a great pair of legs .. I wear a lot of bright clothing .. And animal print ... Large colorful tattoos ... You might notice that I miss the occasional curb or barstool .. I might be dancing or singing .. It really depends on the evening .. But if you're in the vicinity .. You will most likely notice me ..Which may or may not be a good thing ..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do read ...when it's slow at work ...Love Irvine welsh ...Kafka ...Thomas Hardy a good story ....

Movies are pretty much the same..... Breakfast at Tiffany's ...Platoon ...Pretty in Pink .... The Warriors ...Fight Club ..Army of Darkness, Evil Dead ..Goodfellas ..Love Horror movies and 80's flicks ..

TV .. I'm a sucker for Gossip Girl (shut up ).. Dr Who .. Walking Dead .. Breaking Bad .. Sons of Anarchy .. I like anything with violence :)...

As for music ..if it sucks it's an insult to my ears ..I hate people who say "everything but country ".. Old country/outlaw rules !! Depeche Mode is my all time fav .. The Clash ,Slayer ,Dwarves, Hanoi Rocks ,Dead Boys , Black Sabbath , Merle Haggard, Reverend Horton Heat , Justin Timberlake , Lady Gaga ..Motown ..I have a soft spot for hair metal... Old school hip hop. And certain pop music ..

.Love food and going out to eat.....could eat mexican food every day and never complain ..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family cats hands (two things ) ...hairspray...bobby pins .. Coffee .. Cigarettes .. Ralph Macchio .. Leggings ..peroxide .. Scissors .. Netflix .. iPhone .. Corpse paint .. ..yeah that's more than 6 !.. I do what I want !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well .. I didn't spend A LOT of time thinking about it .. But what is up with the dudes on here? A girl could develop a complex ..If that girl wasn't me ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical anything... But I work on Saturdays ..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I try to send telepathic messages by closing my eyes real tight ..I also believe that Prince (yes the purple one )is my spirit animal .. He visits me in my dreams :)....

I have a preference that men be tattooed ...I like the way tattoos look on me ...I like the way they look on them's just like anything else blue eyes or height ...It sounds sort of snobby I guess ...I'm just honest .

I own about 100 pairs of leggings .

There really is nothing about me that I won't be straightforward about see something weird ..or that you don't quite understand about me ...ask me ...and I will tell what I believe to be the %100 truth ...always ..
You should message me if
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You don't want to talk to me about hair .. Tattoos .. Or Ralph Macchio .. And I don't want to buy pot .. And just don't if you put ketchup on hot dogs .. Call Chicago "Chi" or hate cats .. Some things are sacred ..and ...if you want to sing "The Beautiful Ones" to me ...especially the part "DO YOU WANT HIM??..OR DO YOU WANT ME ??!!...CAUSE I WANT YOU !!!...that's always been my dream ...actually the dream is I'm Appolonia and Prince and Morris Day are fighting over me ...but I'll take a different scenario in its place ..