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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:38pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* I value people and relationships.
Laughter and experiences.
Kind souls with open minds.

I like people.
Currently in a honest, monogamish relationship with my awesome partner in cute. I'm primarily looking for folks to go eat, drink, and adventure with but I'm open minded in general.
We started off both new in town, busy with work, and very comfortable and very happy with our sex lives. So while "Dating", it made sense. We're 96% percent monogamous.

( This profile is not about finding someone for a three some or spicing up the ol' love life. Threesomes and wild sex are great. But take it from me, there's more to life than just sex)

My name is Chris and I moved here from California a little over a year ago and I'm grateful and happy.

-My character is best described as an old silly-soul. The kind of person who likes philosophy, but would rather tell a joke instead.

-Outdoor Science School teacher for 7 years who lived in the mountains and taught kids about the earth and science, songs, and camp fires.

- I've really been my own best teacher. Was born a poor Hispanic kid out of east LA, and I'm grateful for where I've gone and done.

* My partner in crime rocks. She's beautiful and my best friend. We are confident, humble people who are adorable as fuck and are kick-ass cooks.

Why am I/we here?
1) Because I love pizza and people and I'm not intimidated by meeting great folks.

2) I'm new to Austin, so is she, and fuck-it, it's fun to have cool people to go out with or have over for pizza, Yoga, Movies, Cooking, Drinking, Hiking and hanging out with a drink by our outdoor fire pit.

3) Because life is, what it is, and Friends are the Family that we choose.

This, might sound like a bit much for you. But if it's not, or you don't care because you resonate with people, then don't be afraid to say hi /:)

I'm just like you, only different.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Do you live to work?
Work to live?

I'm happy with my life, and some might say "settling down", but is anybody ever really that?

I'd say I work to live. Because I'm the type of person who makes time for people (rather than those who say and like to think they are).

It sounds cheesy, but that's me.

1) finding new hobbies
2) exploring places to eat
3) the outdoors (it's where I feel most alive and I was paid to lead hikes for years)
4) fiction
5) sharing fun things with cool people
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty rad at cooking weekend breakfast, and I rarely pass on the chance to use a good pun.

Things I'm Ok at:
Working with my hands
Ultimate frisbee
Teaching children (wilderness survival, basic ecology, geology, and wildlife biology)
General silliness
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like, __________" Joey from friends, Ferris Buehler, Robert Downey Jr.

Flattering.. but they're all very different people.

So I say my smile :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love books but I'm terrible at making time to read. That being said though, there is no feeling quiet as good to me as finishing a book and I tend to go for classics, thrillers, and anything that makes me think.

Most everything except heavy screamo metal.
Music won't define me. If it moves me some way, I like it.

Don't make me pick.

Anything fresh, especially if it's new to me.
I cook and make the best pizza and the best mashed potatoes ever (true story)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family & Friends
The great outdoors
Healthy veggies
Not healthy stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Scientifically speaking; Everything around you, when you break it down far enough, is just different forms of energy.. and energy, is neither created nor destroyed, it only ever changes. You, are quite literally made of everything that is, was, or will ever be a part of this earth. Everything.

.. but I also like thinking about cool places to grab lunch, hike, and how cool it'll be to get a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who has a typical friday night?

Between netflix, socializing everywhere, and the occasional camping trip, I'm pretty gosh darn happy regardless of whether I am out or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I wanted to be an adventurer and explorer.

I'm a scorpio.

Really, I don't mind talking openly about anything. If you ask me an honest question, I'll give you an honest answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a pug or corgi that I can have :)
Know and love who you are
Need an adventure buddy
Have a big sense of humor

... Finally. I don't care what you make, or what school or background you came from. I care that we get along. I was a funky looking kid from a poor family growing up. .. The real things matter to me most :)