christoroftw
25 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
"...arguably the most down to earth and charming individual to grace us with his presence..."
- Oprah Winfrey

"...I want to be like Christian when I grow up..."
- Betty White

"...He's got money in the bank, and he's like, totally not cheap or anything..."
- Forbes Magazine

"...eh, he's alright I guess..."
- No one, ever
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am math teacher at a high performing Charter School in Brooklyn. Slowly customizing my bike.

Aside from that, I'm pursuing my Masters in Education.
I’m really good at
Not getting enough sleep... Serenading with my guitar...learning things quickly.
Cooking delicious food and forgetting to bring it to work the next day.
Retention of acquired knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
The easiest thing to spot is my luxurious beard.

My sense of humor, my natural ability to make others feel relaxed and comfortable, my seemingly endless capacity to dish out interesting yet useless facts, and my laugh draw people towards me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

The Ender's Game saga: Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Ender in Exile.
Gravity's Rainbow, The Stranger, Die fröhliche Wissenschaft, Fahrenheit 451

Movies:
The Fountain, Sunshine, Moon, Lucky Number Slevin, Casino, Good Fellas, The Game, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, all of Tarantino's work, Ferngully <--- classic.

Music:
My taste in music is kaleidoscopic, but here goes... The Strokes, Radiohead, Bjork, Circa Survive, City and Colour, Taking Back Sunday, Band of Horses, Pheonix, Empire of the Sun, Espernza Spalding, Chick Corea, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Weather Report, Return to Forever, Jean Luc Ponty, Jimmy McGriff, Mobb Deep, A Tribe Called Quest, Common, Busta Rhymes, Eminem etc.
The six things I could never do without
- Pandora [Cannot grade work without it]
- Hot showers
- Spicy brown mustard
- Guitar
- Caffeinated beverages
- Laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the usual philosophical conundrums and complexities that surround the choice of my next meal.
Psycho-social development
Intersectionality, Gender Identity
Scientific method
On a typical Friday night I am
At happy hour with coworkers or lesson planning...riveting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I've never seen Good Will Hunting...just never got around to seeing it.
You should message me if
You are not compelled to being restricted by vestigial social norms.
You think you can out drink me.
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