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chrome_shadows

33 M Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to take things too seriously. Almost anything can be funny. I adore the ridiculous and in the right light pretty much everything is ridiculous.

I'm a quiet person a lot of the time. The rest of the time I'm vulgar and absurd. Certain types of people and/or alcohol are the catalyst. I'm perfectly happy people watching and listening.

Formerly an aspiring musician and more recently a machinist. Currently amateur flow artist and aimless wanderer returning to Gainesville after moving to southwest florida for work and realizing I was neither redneck nor old and so I didn't belong there. Hopefully eventually to become a cyborg riding a genetically engineered flying unicorn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing. And blinking. It's pretty impressive. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Piercings. "did that hurt"?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What is books? I never learned to read. :(
...Okay, you got me. I'm sure you can tell I actually CAN read. And if you can't then you probably can't read yourself, so what are you doing staring at these strange symbols? Put your helmet back on and step away from the computer. Wait...you can't read this. Nevermind.
Robert Jordan is my favorite author and I will selfishly never forgive him for dying.
George R. R. Martin, Mercedes Lackey, Octavia Butler, Tracy Hickman, Margaret Weiss, mostly fantasy or sci-fi. Reality bores me.

Legend, 28 days later, Stardust, Interview with a vampire, Mega-shark vs. Giant octopus, anything terrible or awesome. Mostly horror or fantasy/sci-fi but I like pretty much everything.

The daily show, colbert report, Portlandia, the walking dead, Hypnotoad, it's always sunny in philadelphia

Iamx, bjork, Wumpscut, combichrist, a perfect circle, tool, ladytron, garbage, eisbrecher, oomph, shiny toy guns, NIN, emilie autumn, tori amos android lust

I like food. Especially sushi or anything painful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dreams
shenanigans
sushi
music
???
Profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Magnets. And pregnant birds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing my breathing and blinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm irrationally annoyed by people that don't get the whole "most" and "willing to admit" parts of this section. Never mind the fact that everything that follows this sentence is pure nonsense (or so I'd have you believe)

I'm actually two midgets in a trench coat. Don't call us midgets though or your knees will feel our tiny wrath. We prefer the term "wee folk"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on an adventure. Or you aren't put off by weirdos. Or if you speak english. I've always wanted to learn.