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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 21, 2013
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
High school
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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what can i say, I'm damn awesome. I love my job, love to cook, I'm extremely laid back. Takes quite a bit to rustle my jimmies. i enjoy people watching over a cup of coffee, really the only time i drink the stuff, and in doing the people watching thing I've come to realize that I hate the style of today, I mean skinny jeans???? How in the fish are they so popular, anyway, so yeah, i like a lot of stuff, and i don't like dressing like a pretentious douchebag.
What I’m doing with my life
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just trying to live while surviving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being mediocre at really good things, youll never see me in the Olympics, but you wont see me in the special olympics either
The first things people usually notice about me
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i dont know, what did you notice first?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the ender series
movies: boondock saints 1 and 2, idiocracy, bunraku, cabin in the woods, super troopers
music: i am currently in transition but i guess along the lines of tool
food: oh man, anything thats not fish? or dirty socks on a vine (squash)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a cool brew
chocolate milk
hot shower- the real thing, not the sex act lol
twisted humors
squish gloves
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
song lyrics, it helps to clear my thoughts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting stupid with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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well it wouldnt be very private if i put it on the internet would it?
You should message me if
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you need a drinking buddy with a wicked sense of humor