OkCupid | chunkyluvarLOL / 33 / M / Beverly Hills, California

My self-summary

I am the co-founder/a devout member of my religion which worships peace through power, a controlled peoples is a well behaved peoples. Sodomy is perfectly allowed and actualy concidered a major accomplishment. Life partnership is unnatural.

I am dedicated to purpose, highly sexual, and open to anyone

What I’m doing with my life

My life is temporary and known so i plan to have as much pleasure as possible. MY afterlife is uknown, i may not receive the sexual pleasure available here.

I’m really good at

recalling sitcom lines PRECISLY "Now you can either sit here eatting dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back; or you can get out there and find your dog!" "you're right! I'm going to find my dog!" "aww...I almost had him eatting dog food"

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm short and stalky, but not muscular or fat, just large.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

A: Karma Sutra for Dummies B: Small Tight Asses 6 C: Ben Folds Five - Brick D: Shrimp and chive quesadillas

The six things I could never do without

gumball machine, hat w/ earflaps, lumbricant, gumballs for machine, nudie deck of cards, and some vick vapo-rub.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

BEing something or someone else.

On a typical Friday night I am

Dressed up at home.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

My penis hooks to the right.