Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*hysterical Nicki Minaj laughter*
JUST MOVED HERE. I don't know where anything is. This is important
[x] Kinky with a dominant edge
[x] Really fucking queer
[x] Crossdressing Chubster
[x] Babby's First Anarchist
[x] Atheist Zen Buddhist
[x] Shy little moth
[ ] Overly Aggressive Wink
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm hoping that I'll be able to save up enough money to be able to
partially retire early, and be a librarian/personal trainer/super
secret Python spy agent for some extra cash so I can travel the
world. And read a lot. Maybe at the same time.
I also obsess over JonTron's conure.
Reblogging your Tumblr posts. YES THAT IS ME AHAHAHAHA!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really really scathing.
Squats. People legit compliment me on them.
Drawing naked people.
Talking a lot about everything.
Fucking up my Spotify radios
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hobo clothes, short haircut, and permanent bitch-face. Also
people are continuously impressed by how nice I am in person verses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to put shit I've recently put up with instead of
favorites so it can be approx 100% more relevant to what's going on
in my life.
Feel the Fear, Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series,
Good Omens, [INSERT RANDOM LESBIAN ROMANCE NOVEL HERE].
Guardians of the Galaxy, Clue, Box Trolls, Book of Life, everything
Disney because I promise you I've probably seen three of them in
the past two days, Nic Cage's Left Behind TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS
Orange is the New Black, Firefly, Parks and Rec, Korra, American
Horror Story, Pysch
Stromae, Indila, whatever Todd in the Shadows is reviewing that
week, One Republic.
Fucking... everything? I love food. Sushi. Italian. Smoothies.
Skyrim, Mario Party 2, Dominion, Pandemic, Savage Worlds (Necessary
Evil, specifically), Pathfinder, PLAGUE IIIINC
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free food. Alone time. People to boss around. Well-timed traffic
lights. My parents. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously big
pillows. Weird introspective navel-gazey two in the morning
Oh and I guess my friends or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Magick occult rituals.
Computer jokes and dorky puns.
Kissing cute people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing erotica and watching terribly dubbed Jackie Chan movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm trying out being a vegetarian, but I know 0 recipes, so you
should teach me some. :3
Also I use a lot of these dumb shits: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're secure, confident, and not looking for anything serious.
And a girly boy or a boi-y girl.
...you take the "new friends" thing very seriously.
...you know art history and want to take me on a guided tour of the
...you want to take me to a live music show. Since apparently
that's a thing that Chicagoans do I might as well get used to
Goofiness and good at making out is bonus points for any
Also I'm the most erratic message-replier ever. You have been
Who are you looking for?
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