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24 Chicago, IL Gender Nonconforming, Woman

Gender Nonconforming, Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:24pm
Queer, Bisexual
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*hysterical Nicki Minaj laughter*

JUST MOVED HERE. I don't know where anything is. This is important apparently.

[x] Polyamorous
[x] Kinky with a dominant edge
[x] Feminist
[x] Really fucking queer
[x] Crossdressing Chubster
[x] Babby's First Anarchist
[x] Atheist Zen Buddhist
[x] Shy little moth
[ ] Overly Aggressive Wink
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed.


I'm hoping that I'll be able to save up enough money to be able to partially retire early, and be a librarian/personal trainer/super secret Python spy agent for some extra cash so I can travel the world. And read a lot. Maybe at the same time.

I also obsess over JonTron's conure.

Reblogging your Tumblr posts. YES THAT IS ME AHAHAHAHA!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really really scathing.

Squats. People legit compliment me on them.

Drawing naked people.

Talking a lot about everything.

Not reading:

Fucking up my Spotify radios
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hobo clothes, short haircut, and permanent bitch-face. Also people are continuously impressed by how nice I am in person verses online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to put shit I've recently put up with instead of favorites so it can be approx 100% more relevant to what's going on in my life.

Feel the Fear, Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series, Good Omens, [INSERT RANDOM LESBIAN ROMANCE NOVEL HERE].

Guardians of the Galaxy, Clue, Box Trolls, Book of Life, everything Disney because I promise you I've probably seen three of them in the past two days, Nic Cage's Left Behind TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS PLEEEASE.

Orange is the New Black, Firefly, Parks and Rec, Korra, American Horror Story, Pysch

Stromae, Indila, whatever Todd in the Shadows is reviewing that week, One Republic.

Fucking... everything? I love food. Sushi. Italian. Smoothies. Clear Americans.

Skyrim, Mario Party 2, Dominion, Pandemic, Savage Worlds (Necessary Evil, specifically), Pathfinder, PLAGUE IIIINC
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free food. Alone time. People to boss around. Well-timed traffic lights. My parents. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously big pillows. Weird introspective navel-gazey two in the morning conversations.

Oh and I guess my friends or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential dread.

Magick occult rituals.

Computer jokes and dorky puns.

Kissing cute people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing erotica and watching terribly dubbed Jackie Chan movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm trying out being a vegetarian, but I know 0 recipes, so you should teach me some. :3

Also I use a lot of these dumb shits: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re secure, confident, and not looking for anything serious. And a girly boy or a boi-y girl.

OR take the "new friends" thing very seriously.

OR know art history and want to take me on a guided tour of the Art Institute.

OR want to take me to a live music show. Since apparently that's a thing that Chicagoans do I might as well get used to it.

Goofiness and good at making out is bonus points for any category.

Also I'm the most erratic message-replier ever. You have been warned.