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24 F Sycamore, IL

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was always a rather stupidly optimistic person. It came as a great shock to me when I died, but, I was found dead at home. My head had been cut off, and so had my, uh... you know...

[x] Polyamorous
[x] Into BDSM
[x] Feminist
[x] Really fucking queer
[x] Crossdresser*
[x] Anarchist
[x] Atheist Zen Buddhist
[ ] Overly Aggressive Wink

*-In which direction am I crossdressing?? YOU DECIDE!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed.


I'm hoping that I'll be able to save up enough money to be able to partially retire early, and be a librarian/personal trainer/super secret Python spy agent for some extra cash so I can travel the world. And read a lot. Maybe at the same time.

I also obsess over JonTron's conure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing. Also planning stories without actually writing them--it's pretty bad. I also like talking a lot--mostly about sociology and the way that people interact with each other, but just about anything can set it off: poorly timed traffic lights, how cool tiny jumping goats are, and "What if we're just a really advanced Sim game!" questions.

I also read, so if you'd like to judge me...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My permanent bitch-face.

I have really beefy arms due to the stupid number of pull-ups I do. I also have a badonkadonk because I take a lot of really long walks.

I dance around in the aisles at Walmart. It embarrasses everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm an experiment in opposites:

* A Song of Ice and Fire/Aristotle
* Kung Fu Panda/Memento
* Reboot/Orphan Black
* Queen/Daft Punk
* Canned peaches/Gourmet burgers

And, no, some of those aren't all that different shut up.

I also currently have a not-so-platonic relationship with Avatar: The Last Airbender right now. Just so you know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free food. Alone time. People to boss around. Well-timed traffic lights. My parents. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously big pillows.

Oh and I guess my friends or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Computer jokes and dorky puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've got a Tumblr to fill with awesomeness and sunshine. Also lots of knitting. Sometimes I play Dominion and totally PWN PE--no I don't, I suck at Dominion. It's a one-sided relationship.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Love Language is Quality Time.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re secure, confident, and not looking for anything serious.

OR take the "new friends" thing very seriously.

Goofiness is bonus points for either category.

Also I'm the most erratic message-replier ever. You have been warned.