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churrupy

25 Chicago, IL Gender Nonconforming, Woman

Gender Nonconforming, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*annoyed groan*

[x] Polyamorous
[x] Kinky with a dominant edge
[x] Feminist
[x] Crossdressing Chubster
[x] Babby's First Anarchist
[x] Socially anxious and supah-shy
[ ] Overly Aggressive Wink
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed.

YAY.

I'm hoping that I'll be able to save up enough money to be able to partially retire early, and be a librarian/personal trainer/super secret Python spy agent for some extra cash so I can travel the world. And read a lot. Maybe at the same time.

Drawing dumb little comics about my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really really scathing.

Squats. People legit compliment me on them.

Drawing naked people.

Talking a lot about everything.

Not reading: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/17033212-churrupy

Fucking up my Spotify radios
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hobo clothes, short haircut, and permanent bitch-face. Also people are continuously impressed by how nice I am in person verses online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to put shit I've recently put up with instead of favorites so it can be approx 100% more relevant to what's going on in my life.

Books
Measure of a Man, [INSERT RANDOM LESBIAN ROMANCE NOVEL HERE].

Movies
Lucy.

Shows
STEVEN UNIVERSE, Parks and Rec, Chowder

Music
Chemical Brothers, Little Mix, Moby, whatever Todd in the Shadows is reviewing that week, *ambivalent shrug*

Food
Fucking... everything? I love food. Sushi. Italian. Smoothies. Clear Americans.

Games
SSB Wii U, Mario Kart Wii U, D&D 5th Ed, Adventure Capitalist
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free food. Alone time. People to boss around. Well-timed traffic lights. My parents. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously big pillows. Weird introspective navel-gazey two in the morning conversations.

Oh and I guess my friends or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential dread.

Magick occult rituals.

Computer jokes and dorky puns.

Kissing cute people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing erotica and watching terribly dubbed Jackie Chan movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually super into personal development. I think it throws a lot of people off when they learn that I have, like, a System in place and everything.

Also I use a lot of these dumb shits: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're female and looking for terrible friends. You want to play video games. You want to drag me out of the house for free dates that may or may not involve a lot of walking. You can put up with my Grade-A patented ridiculousness. You're okay with me dating a dude.

Also I'm the most erratic message-replier ever. You have been warned.