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24 F Sycamore, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:44am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was always a rather stupidly optimistic person. It came as a great shock to me when I died, but, I was found dead at home. My head had been cut off, and so had my, uh... you know...

[x] Polyamorous
[x] Into BDSM
[x] Feminist
[x] Really fucking queer
[x] Crossdresser*
[x] Anarchist
[x] Atheist Zen Buddhist
[ ] Overly Aggressive Wink

*-In which direction am I crossdressing?? YOU DECIDE!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed.


I'm hoping that I'll be able to save up enough money to be able to partially retire early, and be a librarian/personal trainer/super secret Python spy agent for some extra cash so I can travel the world. And read a lot. Maybe at the same time.

I also obsess over JonTron's conure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really really scathing.

Squats. People legit compliment me on them.

Drawing naked people.

Talking a lot about everything.

Not reading:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My permanent bitch-face and my lack of a recent haircut. Also people are continuously impressed by how nice I am in person verses online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to put shit I've recently put up with instead of favorites so it can be approx 100% more relevant to what's going on in my life.

Communist Manifesto, Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series, Monkey: Journey to the West, [INSERT RANDOM LESBIAN ROMANCE NOVEL HERE].

Guardians of the Galaxy, Tad the Lost Explorer, everything Disney because I promise you I've probably seen three of them in the past two days.

Orange is the New Black, Firefly, Parks and Rec, Buffy, Young Justice.

Bastille, Lorde, whatever Todd in the Shadows is reviewing that week, One Republic.

Fucking... everything? I love food. Sushi. Italian. Smoothies. Clear Americans.

Skyrim, Jak and Daxter, Settlers of Catan, Dominion, Pandemic, Savage Worlds (Necessary Evil, specifically), Pathfinder
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free food. Alone time. People to boss around. Well-timed traffic lights. My parents. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously big pillows.

Oh and I guess my friends or whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential dread.

Magick occult rituals.

Computer jokes and dorky puns.

Are my car windows open?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing erotica and watching Dragon Ball Z Kai.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Love Language is Quality Time.

Also, as a disclaimer, I am seeing several people casually. That's something that you're going to have to be okay with.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re secure, confident, and not looking for anything serious.

OR take the "new friends" thing very seriously.

OR're British/Irish, because hi?? Why do you guys keep checking out my profile? I live nowhere near there.

Goofiness is bonus points for any category.

Also I'm the most erratic message-replier ever. You have been warned.