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chyaos

28 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Are you sure? Because you LOOK like you're pretty drunk right now, and that says a lot coming from a robot kangaroo that came from the freaking future.

Don't operate heavy machinery after consuming alcohol? But I AM heavy machinery.

Jesus and my two baby boys are the most important things in the world to me [1].

Fuck you.

[1] Asian Kangaroo et al., "The names of my cock and bollocks", J. of Names of Pr. Body Pts, vol. 69, no. 69 (1969)
I’m really good at
Doing your mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I'm a ninja.
Then they usually notice that I am doing their mom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Since I'm Chinese and all, my main diet consist of dogs, cats, fortune cookies ,and yes, baby panda vaginas.
The six things I could never do without
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my god.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting psyched for whatever TV marathon's on USA, I like that channel, it's very USA.
I was told to like USA or get the hell out.
I loooooove USA.
I'm also taking your jeebs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's this one time, I had a really bad stomach ache and had to use a bar's restroom, but when I got in there, they only had urinals!
Well LUCKILY, I had diarrhea that day.
Joke face.
Serious face.
Joke face.
Serious face.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have legs.
AND arms, big plus, I mean a BIG plus for me, if you have both legs AND arms. I have sort of a feet fetish too, I mean, I like women who HAVE them. It's cool if you're a peggy pirate too, I'm not judging.
You can type (assuming you have at least 1 finger).
You can use a mouse.
You like the "I like Chinese" song by Monty Python.
You like Chinese, the food.
You like Chinese, the people.
You have a hot mom.