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chyaos

70 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ching chang chong chong banjo.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Your mom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
robot chicken dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't. I'm a ninja.
Then they usually notice that I am doing their mom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Since I'm Chinese and all, my main diet consist of dogs, cats, fortune cookies, and yes, baby panda vaginas.com
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my god.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting psyched for whatever TV marathon's on USA, I like that channel, it's very USA.
I was told to like USA or get the hell out.
I loooooove USA.
I'm also taking your jeebs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's this one time, I had a really bad stomach ache and had to use a bar's restroom, but when I got in there, they only had urinals!
Well LUCKILY, I had diarrhea that day.
Joke face.
Serious face.
Joke face.
Serious face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have legs.
AND arms, big plus, I mean a BIG plus for me, if you have both legs AND arms. I have sort of a feet fetish too, I mean, I like women who HAVE them. It's cool if you're a peggy pirate too, I'm not judging.
You can type (assuming you have at least 1 finger).
You can use a mouse.
You like the "I like Chinese" song by Monty Python.
You like Chinese, the food.
You like Chinese, the people.