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cicerbro

22 New Albany, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fun loving guy who is looking for a woman to engage in romantic activities such as holding hands and making fart noises.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm attending IUS, majoring in history, hoping to eventually become a high school history teacher, working in a before and after school program in elementary schools, and pretending that my car isn't constantly almost out of gas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't particularly excel at anything other than being lazy lol. I suppose I'm good at math too. I'm also really good at beating children at checkers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard, my gut, and my laser vision
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Don Quixote, Les Miserables, 1984, Slaughterhouse-5, 1453, Berserk

Movies:
Amelie, All Quiet on the Western Front, Dr. Strangelove, WALL-E, Spaceballs, the Atomic Cafe, Apocalypse Now

Shows:
Legend of Korra, Mystery, Jeopardy, Cromartie High School, FLCL, TTGL, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ghost in the Shell, Seinfeld

Music:
The Who, The Beatles, The Decemberists, Rage Against the Machine, Queens of the Stone Age, My Morning Jacket, Andrew Bird, Led Zeppelin, Abigail Washburn, The Protomen, Arcade Fire, and many many more!

Video Games:
Okami, Dark Souls, Final Fantasy IX, Super Metroid, Metal Gear Solid 3, Resident Evil 4

Food:
If it's edible there's a good chance I like it. Unless it's cherry or cherry flavored.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)hydrogen
2)helium
3)lithium
4)beryllium
5)boron
6)carbon
this list needs to be much longer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quantum mechanics, String theory, Schroedinger's Cat, God. Typical pseudo-intellectual nonsense. What I really do is regurgitate ideas I agree with from other pseudo-intellectuals on youtube.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends playing video and board games until the sun rises on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in 8 years I will finish my training and become a wizard.
You should message me if
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you're a fun loving gal who is looking for a man to engage in romantic activities such as holding hands and making fart noises. Oh and if you play on steam we can totally play together. My profile is /tunnelsnakes4life