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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-33
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 26
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey all... my name is Lisa and I'm full of quirks; and I love discovering the odd little eccentricities that exist in people. I like to people watch. I love to read! I always have a hard time falling asleep, and once I do fall asleep I have ridiculous nightmares. When I get nervous, I crack awful jokes. I'm politically incorrect whenever possible. I laugh at inappropriate times and I always spill my drinks. I never miss a chance to humiliate myself entirely. I absolutely love movies. I believe speed limits are suggestions. I could probably beat you miserably in scrabble. I like to watch sports, but I lack the coordination to play them. I believe the meaning of a strong relationship is being able to sit comfortably in silence. As if you couldn't tell from this summary, my thoughts are terribly disjointed, and I love to laugh more than anything in the world.
What I’m doing with my life
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Applying to four year college.

Getting in shape.
Shape shifting.
Shifting gears.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an ass of myself
giving myself completely
getting myself into sticky situations
board games
getting lost
handling pain
making people feel important
giving bed baths
watching movies
squeezing the cheeks of children
The first things people usually notice about me
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My (com)passion and razor sharp wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: YOUTH IN REVOLT, The Pact, My Sister's Keeper, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Slaughterhouse five, The Sirens of Titan, Haunted, And then there were none, JANE EYRE, Catcher in the rye, Invisible Man, The Burn Journals, I hope they serve beer in hell, Brave New World, A clockwork Orange, Salem Falls, House of Leaves, Napalm and silly putty, Plain Truth, The chocolate war, Sex, drugs and cocoa puffs, A child called it, HARRY POTTER, Love you forever, She's come undone, the unbearable lightness of being, Never let me go, Anonymous rex, Skin and other stories, Malcolm Gladwell, trashy YA lit, UNWIND.

Movies: FIGHT CLUB Reservoir Dogs, Ratatouille, WALL-E, Waking Life, A Superbad, Knocked Up, How to train your dragon, Grindhouse, Sin City, The rocky horror picture show, Die hard, Transamerica, Shaun of the dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, DEATH AT A FUNERAL, Hackers, Analyze this, Full metal jacket, The Orphanage, Apocalypse Now, The silence of the lambs, The Wedding Singer, The Breakfast Club, Perfume, Kill Bill, The Terminator 2, Edward Scissorhands, The cabin in the woods, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, Pan's Labryinth, District 9, Seven

Music: Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cold War Kids, Brand New, Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, Rob Zombie, Alanis Morissette, Bayside, Dirtie Blonde, Wilco, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, Muse, Death Cab for Cutie, Socratic, Kimya Dawson, The Arcade Fire, Muse, The Hives, Iron & Wine, The Decemberists, I like almost everything.

TV: BOB'S BURGERS, New Girl, Louie, Breaking Bad, 2 broke girls, My strange addiction, PARKS AND REC, Mindy Project

Video games: Bioshock, heavy rain, la noire, magic orbz, costume quest, flower, peggle, walking dead, zen pinball, kids games, assassins creed, da blob.

Food: I'll probably eat whatever you put in front of me, but I don't eat most cheeses! I love penne alla vodka, pad thai, chow fun, caesar salad, curry, spinach dip, sushi, JACK DANIELS SAUCE FROM FRIDAYS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After stumbling across many profiles, most people can't do without music, their friends, and their family and I'm the same. Here's the the more obscure stuff.

Tea (especially earl grey)
Books - When okcupid asked what was more offensive: book burning or flag burning, I chose the former. .
Butterflies - The kind in my stomach. It's how I know whether I'll be able to have a relationship with someone. Women's intuition, the butterflies, all the same stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I can do to better myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to do different things, and i usually never make plans that far in advance. I'd be more than content staying in watching movies and playing board games or going out gallavanting through the neighborhood. I like to do different things, but I end up doing similar things with the same people. It's been working for us though!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pepsi is better than coke.
I'm judging your username.
You should message me if
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you're as awesome as i am! or you're a bit offbeat, you want to stay up late having random conversations, you think we'd get along, etc. I love meeting new people, so just shoot me a message =)