I am prone to dropping cluster f-bombs. There is an excellent chance that I like plastering everything I say in hedging words.
I'm a fan of precise language, so take that as you will. And I really like commas and beginning sentences with conjunctions.
Also my goodness but I get really excited over stupid things. So there's that. And I might just be super sarcastic.
And I have been told that my drunken tweeting is quite a thing to see. Or read, rather.
OH YES AND I PROMISE I AM NOT AS ANGRY AS MY PICTURE MAKES ME LOOK AND I DO NOT CONSUME THE FLESH OF MORTALS.